tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36994342024-02-21T00:28:29.878-06:00Karmacially challenged lifeMy Paranoid World ViewFatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.comBlogger2741125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-27564410504956790132009-08-06T18:24:00.012-05:002009-08-06T19:42:01.290-05:00The Best Vacation Evah!This past weekend Sarge and I took our respective kids for a weekend at Turner Falls. It was so damn AWESOME!We got there about 5 pm Friday and finally found out cabin around 5:30 pm. (no my navigational deficiencies had NOTHING AT ALL to do with the difficulty with which it was to find the cabin. The cabin website not having clear directions was to blame.)As soon as we gotFatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-85083886591564561572009-07-22T20:05:00.008-05:002009-07-22T20:24:30.738-05:00Wedding CakesI've been super busy at work as of late. Doing A LOT of wedding cakes.This one is actually a grooms cake. I'm not a big Cowboys fan but I LOVE how this cake out.Meh. I've done this cake several times. I don't even take photos of it anymore it bores me so much.I absolutely HATE this cake! I loved it until I put on the awful variegated roses they asked for. Variegated roses are best Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-36157626928335302362009-07-16T21:12:00.000-05:002009-07-16T21:13:06.831-05:00I Can Have Smarts?Free-IQTest.net - IQ TestOh, yes I can. ;)Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-3870416158157400502009-07-15T23:50:00.000-05:002009-07-16T00:20:17.627-05:00Things Are GoodI've had the best day EVAH. In no particular order...I got a perfect cup of coffee and let the Tiny Terrorists get Slurpees - for breakfast.I had a lot of pizza for lunch.I spent the afternoon with four kids playing Rock Band.At no time was I even remotely tempted to sell ANY of the kids on Ebay and instead wished they were all mine (not just the two I arrived there with).Washed Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-22493193907519261882009-06-03T23:50:00.002-05:002009-06-04T00:14:31.517-05:00Cakes Even Your Mother Would LoveMother's Day cakes... a little late. This one ended up being bought for a birthday though.Got this design from a tattoo. Loved this one, didn't sell though.This was an order. Apparently the mom is a wine snob... or she is a wino... whatever. I went with Merlot on the bottle instead of MD20/20 just to be safe.Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-21532816301533359392009-06-02T22:05:00.001-05:002009-06-02T22:07:18.969-05:00Wedding CakesFatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-84423718561345881992009-06-01T22:56:00.003-05:002009-06-01T22:59:29.572-05:00Back To CakeFatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-91724386413816239782009-04-29T10:46:00.007-05:002009-04-29T11:01:07.559-05:00MurderThis past weekend Sarge and I drove up to Guthrie, OK for a Murder Mystery. It was so damn awesome! We got to dress up in 40's clothes (he looked so dashing!), eat god food, try to figure out a murder with a group of somewhat drunk people and stay and a fabulous bed and breakfast. THEN on the way back, we stopped off in Pauls Valley to see the Toy and Action Figure Museum. It kicked ASS!TheFatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-85303214280568184092009-02-19T22:02:00.000-06:002009-02-20T06:10:32.545-06:00Late Valentine's CakeJust late posting. My favorite Valentine's cake. It was for a little kid school party. Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-12857724686074705802009-02-18T16:57:00.002-06:002009-02-18T17:02:49.158-06:00What Did She Say?Cabbage Patch was just reading nursery rhymes out loud. Her: Hot cow buns, hot cow buns, one, two, three...Me: What? Hot COW buns?Her: *ignoring me* Hot cow buns, hot cow buns..Me: Hot CROSS buns, not hot COW buns!Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-91963433163842018162009-02-17T06:33:00.002-06:002009-02-17T06:45:40.346-06:00Holiday ConfusionCabbage Patch: Only one person didn't do Valentine's Day.Super Girl: Who?CP: Matthew.Super Girl: Why?CP: Because his parents don't want him to.Me: It's because of his religion.CP: What?Me: Like how we don't celebrate Christmas and Easter.CP: We celebrate Easter!Me: No, no we don't. Your dad does.SG: I celebrate Groundhog Day!Me: ....Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-61623119598927562152009-02-16T22:40:00.000-06:002009-02-16T22:41:32.150-06:00Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-48582221159513247902009-02-15T20:54:00.000-06:002009-02-16T06:57:17.979-06:00Totally Worth ItPaying other people to run the birthday party. The kids had a fab time, the grown ups had a great time and I didn't have to do anything other than show up with cake (and money). Yay for gay party planners who do everything! Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-1135929309750699962009-02-14T22:08:00.003-06:002009-02-14T22:15:12.683-06:00Why I Rock Because two days before a wedding someone can book me to make THIS: And I make it happen even though today is Valentine's day (busiest day of the year).Seriously... who books a 4 tiered cake that feeds 134 people with two days notice? Who?A two day notice for a wedding cake should be THIS:People are crazy. Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-33108392648765602432009-02-13T06:59:00.001-06:002009-02-13T06:59:57.532-06:00Happy Birthday Super Girl!Holy shit! I have a 10 year old! Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-3085780525993803632009-02-12T23:55:00.000-06:002009-02-13T06:58:34.966-06:00VD SurpriseIt's a candle! So damn cute! Such a sweet surprise. I love it!(Sicko, you thought it was something that would require antibiotics!)Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-34545781934968718392009-02-11T21:48:00.002-06:002009-02-11T21:53:42.081-06:00Things That Make Me LaughCabbage Patch said she wanted to be a tattoo artist when she grows up. Cabbage Patch has to do a project for Black History Month. One of the people on the list of notable African Americans is RuPaul. I didn't take any convincing to get her to decide on RuPaul as her subject. I'm thoroughly impressed that her teacher would include RuPaul on the list. Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-14459090292714072562009-02-10T21:33:00.002-06:002009-02-10T21:53:14.875-06:00Extended HoursI worked forEVER today. Really. It was forever. Infact I think I'm still at work and I just THINK I'm home. The worst part is that I didn't finish everything. Man it was a busy day. HUGE shipment of product. Bad weather blowing in spurring many people on to SHOP for groceries. I even left a cake undone. I just had to leave, it was 2 hours past when I was supposed to get off work. 2 Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-77889998246623739652009-02-09T06:05:00.000-06:002009-02-10T06:11:44.390-06:00Hair ChangeFatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-24418332298681737332009-02-08T19:32:00.000-06:002009-02-09T19:41:18.393-06:00One Week To GoSuper Girl's 10th birthday party. I'm just now starting to get stressed. How awesome is that? I'm a bit of a control freak in the party area. This year I'm paying for the party AT a place, like I did with her sister's party this past year. It was super easy and yet super hard. Easy because I just throw money at this place to make it happen all I have to do is show up with cake and Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-11443391194184633822009-02-07T21:15:00.002-06:002009-02-07T21:17:35.836-06:00Hair Color and Stuffed OlivesI colored my hair... really, really dark brown with burgundy over. And cut bangs in. I really like it. Though it still shocks me every time I see myself in the mirror. I ate 10 or so stuffed olives tonight. Some with garlic, others with jalapenos. mmmmmmm.Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-68925266783900976462009-02-06T21:13:00.000-06:002009-02-07T21:15:20.693-06:00BSGHoly shit! Un-fucking-believable! Damn I wish it wasn't ending.Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-50881262849138343012009-02-05T22:29:00.000-06:002009-02-06T17:30:14.416-06:00Procrastination...Sending out invites for Super Girl's party just now. Party is the 15th. Nothing like waiting until the last minute. I suck. Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-16235484391510271132009-02-04T17:38:00.001-06:002009-02-04T17:40:37.565-06:00BraggingJust had to tell people how very proud I am of my oldest child. Super Girl's 10th birthday is on the 13th and we are having her party on the 15th. Earlier this year the girls and I walked in a 5K for Heroes For Children, some of you may remember me asking for donations for the team we walked with. That experience made such an impact on Super Girl that she decided to collect donations for Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699434.post-22898949140447344382009-02-03T21:43:00.001-06:002009-02-03T21:45:17.990-06:00Gang LandsToday I made a birthday cake for a gang member. My first gang (and probably only) gang cake. WTF? Fatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781005809914628842noreply@blogger.com0