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The Best Vacation Evah!This past weekend Sarge and I took our respective kids for a weekend at Turner Falls. It was so damn AWESOME!We got there about 5 pm Friday and finally found out cabin around 5:30 pm. (no my navigational deficiencies had NOTHING AT ALL to do with the difficulty with which it was to find the cabin. The cabin website not having clear directions was to blame.)As soon as we got

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Wedding CakesI've been super busy at work as of late. Doing A LOT of wedding cakes.This one is actually a grooms cake. I'm not a big Cowboys fan but I LOVE how this cake out.Meh. I've done this cake several times. I don't even take photos of it anymore it bores me so much.I absolutely HATE this cake! I loved it until I put on the awful variegated roses they asked for. Variegated roses are best

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I Can Have Smarts?Free-IQTest.net - IQ TestOh, yes I can. ;)

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Things Are GoodI've had the best day EVAH. In no particular order...I got a perfect cup of coffee and let the Tiny Terrorists get Slurpees - for breakfast.I had a lot of pizza for lunch.I spent the afternoon with four kids playing Rock Band.At no time was I even remotely tempted to sell ANY of the kids on Ebay and instead wished they were all mine (not just the two I arrived there with).Washed

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Cakes Even Your Mother Would LoveMother's Day cakes... a little late. This one ended up being bought for a birthday though.Got this design from a tattoo. Loved this one, didn't sell though.This was an order. Apparently the mom is a wine snob... or she is a wino... whatever. I went with Merlot on the bottle instead of MD20/20 just to be safe.

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Wedding Cakes

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Back To Cake

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MurderThis past weekend Sarge and I drove up to Guthrie, OK for a Murder Mystery. It was so damn awesome! We got to dress up in 40's clothes (he looked so dashing!), eat god food, try to figure out a murder with a group of somewhat drunk people and stay and a fabulous bed and breakfast. THEN on the way back, we stopped off in Pauls Valley to see the Toy and Action Figure Museum. It kicked ASS!The

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Late Valentine's CakeJust late posting. My favorite Valentine's cake. It was for a little kid school party.

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What Did She Say?Cabbage Patch was just reading nursery rhymes out loud. Her: Hot cow buns, hot cow buns, one, two, three...Me: What? Hot COW buns?Her: *ignoring me* Hot cow buns, hot cow buns..Me: Hot CROSS buns, not hot COW buns!

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Holiday ConfusionCabbage Patch: Only one person didn't do Valentine's Day.Super Girl: Who?CP: Matthew.Super Girl: Why?CP: Because his parents don't want him to.Me: It's because of his religion.CP: What?Me: Like how we don't celebrate Christmas and Easter.CP: We celebrate Easter!Me: No, no we don't. Your dad does.SG: I celebrate Groundhog Day!Me: ....

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Totally Worth ItPaying other people to run the birthday party. The kids had a fab time, the grown ups had a great time and I didn't have to do anything other than show up with cake (and money). Yay for gay party planners who do everything!

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Why I Rock Because two days before a wedding someone can book me to make THIS: And I make it happen even though today is Valentine's day (busiest day of the year).Seriously... who books a 4 tiered cake that feeds 134 people with two days notice? Who?A two day notice for a wedding cake should be THIS:People are crazy.

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Happy Birthday Super Girl!Holy shit! I have a 10 year old!

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VD SurpriseIt's a candle! So damn cute! Such a sweet surprise. I love it!(Sicko, you thought it was something that would require antibiotics!)

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Things That Make Me LaughCabbage Patch said she wanted to be a tattoo artist when she grows up. Cabbage Patch has to do a project for Black History Month. One of the people on the list of notable African Americans is RuPaul. I didn't take any convincing to get her to decide on RuPaul as her subject. I'm thoroughly impressed that her teacher would include RuPaul on the list.

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Extended HoursI worked forEVER today. Really. It was forever. Infact I think I'm still at work and I just THINK I'm home. The worst part is that I didn't finish everything. Man it was a busy day. HUGE shipment of product. Bad weather blowing in spurring many people on to SHOP for groceries. I even left a cake undone. I just had to leave, it was 2 hours past when I was supposed to get off work. 2

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Hair Change

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One Week To GoSuper Girl's 10th birthday party. I'm just now starting to get stressed. How awesome is that? I'm a bit of a control freak in the party area. This year I'm paying for the party AT a place, like I did with her sister's party this past year. It was super easy and yet super hard. Easy because I just throw money at this place to make it happen all I have to do is show up with cake and

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Hair Color and Stuffed OlivesI colored my hair... really, really dark brown with burgundy over. And cut bangs in. I really like it. Though it still shocks me every time I see myself in the mirror. I ate 10 or so stuffed olives tonight. Some with garlic, others with jalapenos. mmmmmmm.

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BSGHoly shit! Un-fucking-believable! Damn I wish it wasn't ending.

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Procrastination...Sending out invites for Super Girl's party just now. Party is the 15th. Nothing like waiting until the last minute. I suck.

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BraggingJust had to tell people how very proud I am of my oldest child. Super Girl's 10th birthday is on the 13th and we are having her party on the 15th. Earlier this year the girls and I walked in a 5K for Heroes For Children, some of you may remember me asking for donations for the team we walked with. That experience made such an impact on Super Girl that she decided to collect donations for

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Gang LandsToday I made a birthday cake for a gang member. My first gang (and probably only) gang cake. WTF?

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ChangeMy goodness this website sure does need a change. I've had this same background for probably 5 years as I got the background from my exboyfriend. I like it really, I just think it's time to change things up a bit. And for the life of me I can't think of what to do. Blah. Rut. Blog Rut.Moving on, D has moved out (mostly) and Super Girl is itching to move into that room. More changes on the

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I Love FebruaryThe unpredictable weather. The short month. The silly holidays. Pink and red. Hearts and flowers. And I get to make pretty cakes. I get to give the ones I love a token of my devotion and affection (and take one of them to see the King Tut exhibit).Dear February;Be my Valentine. I'll even put out on the first date!All yours,Judy

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I HEART StarbucksCup #76"The irony of commitment is that it's deeply liberating - in work, in play, in love. the act frees you from the tyranny of your internal critic, from the fear that likes to dress itself up and parade around as rational hesitation. to commit is to remove your head as the barrier to your life."Anne MorrisWhat a lovely sentiment on a cup filled with my favorite beverage.

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AmbitionHer: Hey mom, when I grow up, I'm going to make Kung Fu fighting Peeps.Me: That's great honey.

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Yay! Time to order COOKIES!! This is Cabbage Patch's first year to sell cookies! Super Girl is very excited and has set a goal of selling 250 boxes this year, last year she exceeded her goal of 200 boxes thanks to you guys! (remember the money the troop earns from the cookie sales goes to help fund activities for the troop.)This year there are new cookies - Dulce De Leche. And of course all the

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January: Blustery Winds, Cold Rain

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Kitties

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Told You There Would Be PhotosWedding Cakes.

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Happy New YearWow, it's been a while since I posted. Life has been busy to say the least. I'll fast forward to the holidays just to save time and skip over all the depressing, boring crap (save it for a therapist). The Tiny Terrorist Invade Disneyland.This year my dear sister D took my offspring to California for their winter break from school. The entire break. (Yes she is somewhat crazy)

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CakesCakes from October. Nothing really to write. Not happy anyway. Just cake.

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Halloween DecorThe Tiny Terrorists and I just finished this. I love it!

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CAKE! The Wedding EditionI've been doing a LOT of wedding cakes recently.I really love this cake. It's a really small cake for a small wedding.Ah this cake. A total disaster. It looks fine, but by the time they picked it up 6 hours late, it was not so great. Heat and humidity are the enemy of wedding cakes. Many of the leaves had fallen off the cake and the icing was separating from the cake, it

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The Cake ReturnsI have so much to write about. So very much. Just... blah. Here's some cake for you though.

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Not Dead YetBut I've felt like it recently. I've got the flu. It sucks. Much to write about. No energy. Have CAKE!This was a grooms cake. Got completed with a John Deer emblem. Okay, I'm off to be miserable. Have a lovely evening.

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NOT CAKE! Read Anyway...*Disclaimer* This post will not be about CAKE! Nor will it taste like CAKE! It shall not smell like CAKE! And it certainly won't have any photos of CAKE! This post isn't about me and how I've been super busy. Or how I started selling Mary Kay (e-mail me if you'd like something). Or how things have been insanely busy and somewhat shitty since my birthday with things here

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ChatterMe: Cabbage Patch will you please be quiet. You do not need to talk all the time.Her: I just love to talk.Me: Yes I know.Her: blah, blah, blah... *to no one in particular*

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UnCakeworthy SundayDidn't do anything spectacular today. Cleaned the bakery and my tools. Spent a huge chunk of $$$ on school supplies and shoes. One week of summer vacation left for the progeny then they are back to the slave pits... er... school. I'm so happy!

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Saturday Cakes

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Friday is Cupcake Day!Something new in the freezer case. Iron Man rocks the cupcakes.Flower power. My Little Pony so cute!My favorite! The new Spongebob kit!

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Teaching MannersMaking Cabbage Patch write Thank You notes for her birthday gifts. I wrote out what she wanted to say so all she has to do is copy it letter for letter onto the card.Our conversation:Her: After writing the 'Dear Sarge, Red and Blondie,' "I'm going to the bathroom, okay?"Me: "Okay."Her: Pointing to the unfinished card as she walks away "You can finish writing that, okay?"Me: "I

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Duck Days Of SummerYesterday the progeny and I went to the park with D to feed the ducks.As you see here, the ducks were in short supply, but the geese were plentiful.My favorite photo of the offspring.And me. I was shocked by the photo because I look less fat than I anticipated.

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More Or LessThings are better... more or less.The actual issue is over... more or less.Life is back on track... not really.What happened? I really, really, really do not want to talk about it. I get angry just thinking about it and considering all I could have lost due to malicious lies. I get weary when I realize that though it is 'OVER' it's not really and I still have jump through hoops. And

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Ahhhh... Just PerfectI stepped on a big ass piece of glass - about 2 inches into the arch of my foot. It's okay, I took first aid classes a long time ago. Let me tell you, that whole put pressure on it thing works. Good times, good times.

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Life SucksI'm having the worst birthday ever. I can't talk about it, so please don't ask. All prayers, thoughts, good vibes, whatever happy mojo you can send my way is appreciated. And no this isn't "Oh people forgot my birthday!" shit, this is really, really bad and very serious.

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Happy Geeky Birthday To ME!The first message in my email box for today:We at ENWorld - Morrus' 4th Edition D&D / d20 News and Reviews Site would like to wish you a happy birthday today!HAHAHAHAHA! How geektacularly awesome!

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What A Weekend!Wow, the luau was way fun. Penis CAKE! (No I won't post those photos and I won't explain either - if the powers that employ me were to find out about penis CAKE I'd be so fired! I'd appreciate it if anyone who does have photos of said cake, does NOT post them for obvious reasons. I'm proud of my work and amused by that cake, just don't post that pic. ;) )I'm to tired to make a REAL

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The Day Of...Penis... Just wait... There will be penis CAKE! I can say no more, show up to the luau to find out.

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The Day Of BryanToday was the Day of Bryan.Purple, yellow and white.Not sure the significants.Then Bryan showed up to get CAKE. I had the urge to go home and watch Life Of Brian. This is my NEW favorite wedding cake. All three tiers go on separate plates of different heights.I'd show you how THAT would look, but my vendor fucked up and didn't send me the bottoms of the cake stands. They are being

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Day Of No RestWow, day off. Sooooo busy. D back in town. All day out. Shopping, shopping, shopping. Got $20 in free stuff from HAPPY sales person we chatted up while D bought jeans. Got free chocolate from the Godiva guy we chatted up. Got a chair massage. Got called a bitch by a minimum wage earning cashier. Told a state trooper he was cutting in line and got him all flustered, though I was just

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Good DayGot out of bed around 11 am. Colored my hair. Took shower. Shaved legs, etc. Got my ass kicked in Magic three times. Got birthday pressie! Magic cards and gift certificate to comic book & game store. *SQUEEEEEE!!!* Can't stop thinking about all the cool, fun stuff in the store that I want! My brain may explode. Happily! Need to sleep now, so very tired. So happy, such a good day!

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Why Other Bakeries SuckI'd like to thank a local bakery just south of the one I work at for being a complete douchebag to one of my customers. My customer came to me last minute wanting to know if I could do a cake for them, I said if it was simple, yes. I told her any of the kits in the book are simple and then she asked me of she could have the cake half chocolate and half white, I said sure,

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Hot, Hot, HotShit, 101 today. Yeah, yeah, I know, I live in Texas, I should be used to it. So what? Just because you are used to it doesn't mean you have to like it.Have to be up early for inventory, nothing much else to say anyway.

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My Own Personal JesusIf you take a GOOD look at my cookie bruise you will see the image of Jesus in it. And by good I mean squint a little and be guided by 'faith' or what not. And before you tell me that I'm a nutter, I want you to take a look at these other 'MIRACULOUS' images of Jesus.The Shroud of Turin. Which I just would like to add has been debunked though still has a strong following of

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Birthday List - Part OneSince it's so near to my birthday I thought I'd make shopping for me* that much easier! There is always the old standbys that are ALWAYS on my gift lists - Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, The Rock, Batman, Bruce Willis, the entire cast of 300, Bruce Willis... you get the idea. This list is for those of you who either have trouble locating and kidnapping a celebrity or find it

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Pirate CakeWent to Target with K to get a few things. Got home and realized that the chocolate didn't make it home. After K left discovered the COFFEE didn't either! DAMN!I like how this turned out.This cupcake goes with the next cake. The reason for the cupcake is that they invited a little girl who's allergic to just about EVERYTHING so it had to be a white cupcake with sparing amounts of white

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DouchbaggeryWhen someone practices the art of being a douchebag. Ex: "Sheesh, he must have a PHD in Douchebaggery. No wonder that presentation sucked."DouchebaggerynessDouchebaggery in a higher degree.Ex: "You would not believe the douchebaggeryness that my ex exhibited last night. The entire evening was ruined."

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Kosher BaconNot really, but certified Kosher Bacon Salt. No shit. They even have a blog.I enjoy their line "Whether you're a regular griller or a gourmet chef, are counting calories or are a vegetarian who craves mouth-watering bacon taste without the bacon guilt, this is what you've been waiting for." lol "...a vegetarian who craves mouth-watering bacon taste without the bacon guilt..." *snerk*

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WednesdayToday hasn't got as planned. I haven't even gotten dressed today. Still not dressed. Nothing. Done nothing today other than try to get ahold of people on the phone. Stressful day. Can't get ahold of anyone. SUCKS! Bleh. Feeling like a big baby, pouty. No one wants to hear that shit though. Moving on...Here's CAKE! I know you only come here for the cake so why disappoint. ;)Yesterday I

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Cheesecakie Goodness!Check this out. Cheesecake for $1.50 a slice at the Cheesecake Factory. Tomorrow. I totally want to go and get some! You know you want to buy me some CHEESECAKE. If it being $1.50 a slice isn't enough to warrant a trip to Cheesecake Factory, then think of it as a slightly early birthday thing you can do for me. I promise I won't hit you up for a card or money on the 11th

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A Clean SlateTonight I spent a good chunk of the evening cleaning. First there was the helping of K to pack up some of his stuff. I actually didn't do much to help other than sit on the bed and read comic books. Eventually I did drift into the Tiny Terrorists room and start shoveling out that pig sty. When K left I ventured downstairs to the play area in search of the mislaid library book and

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How Geeky I am63% GeekI'm shocked there were no questions about roleplaying games, I'm sure I could have scored at least 10 pts higher had that been considered.

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Pretty CAKES!Lazy slow days at work can be great for creativity.This actually isn't how I intended it to turn out, not that I'm unhappy in any way with what I got, it's just not the original 'vision'. I'll just have to do it again.I did a couple of other things, but I'll save those for tomorrow just in case I don't make any pretty cakes.And yes I am in a better frame of mind today.

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Something SmallEvery have the sad realization that you really, really, really aren't all that important to anyone else even though a lot of people are important to you and some people are really important and a few are pivotal in your life? I am invisible, insignificant.

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Day One: Run Through Field of FlowersTomorrow K and Blue Eyes take the progeny to the coast to spend a whole 2 weeks with my oldest sister! Did I mention there will be 4 or her children there as well? Did I mention that she's completely insane? It's cool. The offspring will have a most fabulous time and I'll get some time off. Run through fields of flowers (that's what the Tiny Terrorists think I

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Bakery WoesTuesday was so traumatic that I couldn't even think of writing about it until today. Not really, I was unexpectedly quite busy yesterday. It was good.So... Tuesday is one of the days we get a truck in, i.e. a delivery of bakery items (actually all departments get their stuff, not just us). USUALLY when the truck arrives out pallet of items is put in the meat market cooler as most of

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Sun and MoonSuper Girl: Mom, can I have a sundress?Me: yes.Cabbage Patch: Can mine be a moon dress?Me: Yes, of course. Though it will look just like a sundress.

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Had A Bad DayMore details tomorrow. Frustrated.

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Good Cake!After my breathing taking Cake Fail! I thought you'd like the usual, GOOD CAKES. I know I do.This is a first birthday cake for twins. A baby shower cake. Unique. I don't think it's PRETTY, but it's interesting.

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Cake FailThis is so awesome. I thought you might enjoy seeing that though I am a CAKE GODDESS, I am seriously flawed. These are two of my most recent fuck ups. This is the bottom tier of the cake from Saturday. I made the mistake of trying to fit it in a box that was too small and fucked up the trim. Luckily it was easy to fix.Can you see tell what's MISSING? Come on, you know you saw it right

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Saturday CakeOf course it's a wedding cake. I'm not keen on that shade of purple, but whatever, I'm just paid to make them.

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Friday Cake

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OutingI spent the afternoon today in the company of two of my favorite young men in the world. I offered to take them to lunch since myself and the Tiny Terrorists would be in their neck of the woods today around lunch time. Well that and the fact that the Tiny Terrorists were completely entranced by them last night at Cabbage Patch's birthday. Though I had no intentions of just lunch. Oh no, I

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The Eyes Have It!Cabbage Patch had her eye exam today. She too needs glasses. Though she just had to be different, she's farsighted instead of nearsighted like the rest of us. Just for reading. Pretty Blue frames were her choice, Barbie frames. So very her. Now my only question is how do you get a 7 year old to remember her reading glasses? A nice chain to hold them decorated with Fruit Loops? Oy

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SolutionI've got it solved as far as moving. I don't have to. K will move in with Blue Eyes and D will move in to his old room. She pays part of the rent which will make this place more affordable than just about anywhere else. Best of all, I don't have to pack every fucking thing and move for another year. It works out for both of us. Let's just hope we don't kill each other.Long day at work. So

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Late Holiday RecapOn the 4th I joined K and the progeny at Blue Eye’s house. Blue Eyes being K’s fiancé. His partner. An absolutely wonderful and charming man. The evening was animated and intimate, just a few friends, Blue Eyes’ Aunt and his brother, me, K and the progeny. I enjoyed myself despite my not having wanted to partake in the festivities (I wanted to stay home, strip down to my undies

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Happy Birthday Cabbage PatchHot dog octopi for dinner.Cinderella cupcakes.

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The Eve Of A BirthdayCabbage Patch turns 7 tomorrow. Her birthday makes me a wee bit sad. My youngest is not a baby anymore. Yes I know, that's so cliche and 'MOM'. Still, there is a bit of remorse that my baby is really a sassy little kid now. I'm introspective tonight. The kids are gone and the casa is empty save me and the pets (who aren't very good conversationalist and cheat at cards). I'm

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Just CakeSo much to write about, not even sure where to start. No matter, you just come here for cake anyway. Enjoy.

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Silly ChildrenSupergirl is so enamored with her new glasses it's just ridiculous. So if you see her... mention them. Asking the kids if they remembered the Alamo when they visited it last year with Aunt D and getting blank stares. Then asking if they remembered the hot dog vendor and getting strong affirmatives. Saying "The hot dog vendor was across from the Alamo." and hearing "Oh, that place.

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To See Or Not To SeeToday Supergirl and I had our eye appointments. Nothing surprising there, I'm still VERY nearsighted. Supergirl is slightly nearsighted with a slight astigmatism so she's getting glasses. And she couldn't be more THRILLED. We pick them up today after noon. The Dr. said she doesn't have to wear them except for watching TV and reading but she is determined to wear them all the

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I'm A CowMoo.

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Flags From The FourthI said FLAGS, not... well I DID spend the fourth with the happy people, no photos though.

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A Bit Of Cake

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Saturday SnippetsPromotion... approved by store director. Paperwork going in on the 12th, barring any bureaucratic hangups, will be effective immediately... not sure about pay raise though. Coworker... pissed off beyond reason. Feels slighted. Feels SHE should have been offered promotion. Not so, not so. Sorry, didn't mean to piss you off, I was just doing my job... something you should

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Happy Independence DayEat some CAKE! ;)Stay safe.

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Outstanding DayToday I had my evaluation at work. I'm an outstanding employee. My manager wants to start mentoring me to be the assistant manager of the bakery. She said she was recommending me for a 'substantial raise' as well. I won't lose my decorating duties (thankfully) and I should be getting some help with the non-decorated items that I do (YAY!). I'm very happy about all of this,

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More Cake!This is a photo of a cake I did this past Saturday.It was a Barbie themed party.I matched the designs on the napkin.I wasn't there when the customer picked it up, but I'm told that they loved it.NaBloPoMoThe theme for the month of July is FOOD. Being a cake decorator, I think I'll have no problem keeping with that theme. Now let's hope that I can actually have time to post every day.

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Hot Pink Wedding CakeOkay, it's not TOTALLY hot pink, but there is HOT PINK! And I LOVE it! This is their keeper cake. They wanted to be able to serve all the cake to their guests (because they ended up with more people coming to the wedding than first planned and they needed to save some $$$).This is so OVER the top. It was HUGE and it took about 3 hours to do. What's even better is that this

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Breakfast CAKE!So damn tired. Should be at work RIGHT now. Enjoy the cake. Someday I'll actually be able to POST something other than CAKE.Just CUTE!Highly requested - Dale's car.Baby shower cake.I love this cake because I LOVED the movie! HULK SMASH! This is for the freezer case and the BEST part is that it was too tall to fit in the box so I had to squash it down in the cake and it really did

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Pastry DuplicityA lot of the time I do the same design over and over and over. As such I tend to not bother to post photos of the same design over and over and over. June has been a really big month for the same designs. Let me show you. I love polka dots. This is actually a cake for the display case. I wouldn't be surprised if it was sold by Thursday when I go back to work. I also did one that

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Slip Of The TongueSaid by my youngest as we watch Batman Begins.Cabbage Patch: He was going to say the F word. How do you spell FUCK? *imediately covering her mouth*Me: Don't say that.I know, I know, that kind of stuff is going to get me nominated for mother of the year. ;)

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More CakeI'm quite behind on my posting of CAKE. No excuses, just no motivation. Tomorrow is a day off so I may actually post something... or maybe just more CAKE photos.Cherry Blossoms.Pretty coral and shells.I found the sugar shells and just HAD to make something for them to go on.This is my display wedding cake. I totally fucked it up while staking it. Twice, I fucked it up twice. Obviously I

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Out Of The Mouth's Of BabesMe printing a document.Cabbage Patch: Are you printing money?K: No that's illegal.Me: That's IF you get caught.Cabbage Patch: There aren't any cameras in here.hehehe if only it worked that way honey!

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65 mph WindsJust before 11:30 am, the wind started blowing really hard and then it started raining, HARD. We heard a hard bump on the window that made my darling weather panicked Super Girl start doing her Chicken Little act. I told her to chill, it was fine as she rushed upstairs to look out her bedroom window and see what hit the window. I called Sarge to ask if he would call me if his weather

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I Don't Like Making Ice Cream CakesI only decorated a few cakes today. Two were ice cream cakes, which I just don't like to do. Why? Because I have to rush through them so they won't melt. That plus they are really, really messy.

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