This is just a better photo of Bret's birthday cake. It kicks ass.
mmmm now I want some CAKE!
Friday, October 12, 2007
The Cat Is Back!
Ya know, when I said I'd take a photo of my cat EVERY DAY, what I meant was EVERY DAY that I GAVE A SHIT to take a photo. Which to be honest isn't EVERY DAY since the damn cat generally doesn't do much more than sleep on the couch.
You'll notice that Sunshine has some lovely eggs next to here, apparently she's practicing to take over for the Easter Bunny.
What? Don't hate me because the voices only talk to me!
Ya know, when I said I'd take a photo of my cat EVERY DAY, what I meant was EVERY DAY that I GAVE A SHIT to take a photo. Which to be honest isn't EVERY DAY since the damn cat generally doesn't do much more than sleep on the couch.
You'll notice that Sunshine has some lovely eggs next to here, apparently she's practicing to take over for the Easter Bunny.
What? Don't hate me because the voices only talk to me!
Post Cards From Paris
A vacation in the city of lights wouldn't be complete without a picture in front of the Eiffel Tower.
Okay, fine, you too.
Could you at least TRY to smile?
Pets too? Come on people!
Of course you have to have the obligatory group shot.
Well actually these are more minis I painted for Sarge. I think they came out pretty darn good.
A vacation in the city of lights wouldn't be complete without a picture in front of the Eiffel Tower.
Okay, fine, you too.
Could you at least TRY to smile?
Pets too? Come on people!
Of course you have to have the obligatory group shot.
Well actually these are more minis I painted for Sarge. I think they came out pretty darn good.
Monday, October 08, 2007
Horray For Hookers
Conversation relayed to be in the Wally World while looking at the pimp hats in the Halloween sextion. Apparently someone felt the pimp stuff was degrading to women. This person said: "I worked as a ho and there wasn't any man with a feathered hat coming to collect money. Not anyone coming out of a Cadillac Deville wearing gold plated goldfish platforms either."
Later -
Me: Awww damn, there's something wrong with these hose.
Her: Oh, why do you have to say ho?
Me: What? Whats up with you standing up for prostitute rights tonight?
Conversation relayed to be in the Wally World while looking at the pimp hats in the Halloween sextion. Apparently someone felt the pimp stuff was degrading to women. This person said: "I worked as a ho and there wasn't any man with a feathered hat coming to collect money. Not anyone coming out of a Cadillac Deville wearing gold plated goldfish platforms either."
Later -
Me: Awww damn, there's something wrong with these hose.
Her: Oh, why do you have to say ho?
Me: What? Whats up with you standing up for prostitute rights tonight?
Most Inappropriate Statement...
A coworker of mine was telling about when her daughter had her baby this weekend. I just have to share one thing she told me because I almost fell over laughing.
Her: I lifted up the blanket to check and then I looked at Melanie* and said "Melanie, I thought you shaved!" and then she said "I do mom!" Then I realized the baby was crowing, but for a second I thought "My goodness the doctors going to have a hard time finding the baby through all that hair."
hehehehehe
*name changed to protect myself from getting my ass kicked if they were to see this. ;)
A coworker of mine was telling about when her daughter had her baby this weekend. I just have to share one thing she told me because I almost fell over laughing.
Her: I lifted up the blanket to check and then I looked at Melanie* and said "Melanie, I thought you shaved!" and then she said "I do mom!" Then I realized the baby was crowing, but for a second I thought "My goodness the doctors going to have a hard time finding the baby through all that hair."
hehehehehe
*name changed to protect myself from getting my ass kicked if they were to see this. ;)
What A Great Weekend!
Ah well I won't bore you with the details but it included the Tiny Terrorist at 6 Flags, me working then me not working, Bruce Willis, more minis to paint, comic books, movie and new reading material. See... perfect.
Deadlines
I actually like deadlines. I'm such a procrastinator that I NEED deadlines to kick me into gear. I have several things I have to complete with fast approaching deadlines. It's exciting. Pictures and all when projects are completed. Suffice to say, I can not take on anything else without taking up a crack addiction to keep me awake for days at a time. I'm rather cheap so I think I'll pass on the addiction and try to keep myself organized and focused. heh... That just made my ADD laugh.
Well I need to go read a comic book!
Ah well I won't bore you with the details but it included the Tiny Terrorist at 6 Flags, me working then me not working, Bruce Willis, more minis to paint, comic books, movie and new reading material. See... perfect.
Deadlines
I actually like deadlines. I'm such a procrastinator that I NEED deadlines to kick me into gear. I have several things I have to complete with fast approaching deadlines. It's exciting. Pictures and all when projects are completed. Suffice to say, I can not take on anything else without taking up a crack addiction to keep me awake for days at a time. I'm rather cheap so I think I'll pass on the addiction and try to keep myself organized and focused. heh... That just made my ADD laugh.
Well I need to go read a comic book!
Friday, October 05, 2007
Random Crap
Sunshine discusses politics.
Sunshine explains astrophysics to me... or tries anyway.
Sunshine doesn't think the 'Dave's not home' joke is funny. No sense of humor!
Sunshine thinks I should shut the fuck up and feed her.
I got the issues mostly figured out with my camera.
Apparently my youngest will not spell SHIT on her spelling test today. This morning she spelled SHE correctly right off. I'm mildly disapointed.
Yesterday as we went over the spelling words more and she kept spelling she as shit, Supergirl was listening and said "She spelled sh...it... SHIT!" Which made me do the most inappropriate thing as a parent. I burst out laughing. Then told her not to say that. I rock.
Sunshine discusses politics.
Sunshine explains astrophysics to me... or tries anyway.
Sunshine doesn't think the 'Dave's not home' joke is funny. No sense of humor!
Sunshine thinks I should shut the fuck up and feed her.
I got the issues mostly figured out with my camera.
Apparently my youngest will not spell SHIT on her spelling test today. This morning she spelled SHE correctly right off. I'm mildly disapointed.
Yesterday as we went over the spelling words more and she kept spelling she as shit, Supergirl was listening and said "She spelled sh...it... SHIT!" Which made me do the most inappropriate thing as a parent. I burst out laughing. Then told her not to say that. I rock.
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Spelling Curse Words For 1st Graders
I was just going over spelling words with Cabbage Patch. Her list includes it words... (ie sit, fit, hit...) and some other words like for, and, she, etc. She's really got it through her head that the it words are for this week. This exchange just now happened:
ME: Spell SHE.
Her: S.....H...... IT!
ME: *snicker* No, SHE.
Now how bad am I that I sort of hope she writes SHIT on her spelling test tomorrow?
I was just going over spelling words with Cabbage Patch. Her list includes it words... (ie sit, fit, hit...) and some other words like for, and, she, etc. She's really got it through her head that the it words are for this week. This exchange just now happened:
ME: Spell SHE.
Her: S.....H...... IT!
ME: *snicker* No, SHE.
Now how bad am I that I sort of hope she writes SHIT on her spelling test tomorrow?
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
The Cat Is BACK!
Doing what she usually does... nap.
Now the sofa is eating her. She was napping so vigirously that she didn't realize she had slid down between the sofa and the coushion.
Oh no! The sofa swallowed the cat! Shoot, I hope it doesn't end up with a hairball.
Okay, that's all I got. Sorry people. I'll post something later.
Doing what she usually does... nap.
Now the sofa is eating her. She was napping so vigirously that she didn't realize she had slid down between the sofa and the coushion.
Oh no! The sofa swallowed the cat! Shoot, I hope it doesn't end up with a hairball.
Okay, that's all I got. Sorry people. I'll post something later.
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Monday, October 01, 2007
Homework Hell
I've been fussing with the Tiny Terrorists about doing their homework. Earlier I mentioned to K that I wished it would be QUIETER around here and he said "Hey there there is learning going on." and I said "Yeah I'm learning that all this noise is giving me a fucking headache."
Then later my youngest just made me laugh, her spelling word is grit she has to make a sentence with the word she said "I ate the grits!" Such a southern girl.
I've been fussing with the Tiny Terrorists about doing their homework. Earlier I mentioned to K that I wished it would be QUIETER around here and he said "Hey there there is learning going on." and I said "Yeah I'm learning that all this noise is giving me a fucking headache."
Then later my youngest just made me laugh, her spelling word is grit she has to make a sentence with the word she said "I ate the grits!" Such a southern girl.
Camera Issues....
My camera is acting wonky. I think it has something to do with Tiny Terrorist activites - so I'm not able to get a photo of Sunshine today.
Instead I have a photo of the some of the minis I've been painting for Bruce Willis. I'm rather pleased with them. Hopefully the batteries will completely charge soon and I'll get photos of the rest of them to post.
My camera is acting wonky. I think it has something to do with Tiny Terrorist activites - so I'm not able to get a photo of Sunshine today.
Instead I have a photo of the some of the minis I've been painting for Bruce Willis. I'm rather pleased with them. Hopefully the batteries will completely charge soon and I'll get photos of the rest of them to post.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Something Smells In Denmark
Well, really just my kitchen. I'm going to take a stab at it and guess it's either the trash or the dishes and that I'm going to have to be the one to take care of either of them. *sigh*
Just Off
I'm not sure why my supervisor decided that I should come in an hour later than usual. I was an hour LATE on everything. And the most special bestestest incredible thing happened (sarcasm), I had to try to handle a customer who wrote a check! HAH! I've only WATCHED other people do a check. So... I had no fucking clue what to do. And the customer? She was getting pissy with me. Partly because she was supposed to be at a birthday party at 1:15 and it was 10 till one (I guess she should have picked up her cupcakes at noon like she said she would) and mostly because I was completly inept and couldn't handle the check. She finally asked me to give her the check back and used her debit card. Which made me want to ask her why she didn't do that in the first place. Why write a check if you can just use your debit card? The money exits your account at the same speed no matter how you pay, so why bother with writing a check? But whatever, it was me being a TARD that was most irritating.
Sunshine Moment!
More of MY CAT!
Sunshine is attacked!!!
The beastie attacks her with his menacing weapon.
Sunshine turns away in disdain. This foul beastie is far to ugly to eat.
Note to Bruce Willis: There was absolutly NO tomfollery or high spirited hijinks going on with your minis prior to my painting them. ABSOLUTLY none what so ever. I have NO idea how these photos happend. I think my townhouse was built on an Indian burrial ground though. It would explain why I can never find a matching pair of socks.
Well, really just my kitchen. I'm going to take a stab at it and guess it's either the trash or the dishes and that I'm going to have to be the one to take care of either of them. *sigh*
Just Off
I'm not sure why my supervisor decided that I should come in an hour later than usual. I was an hour LATE on everything. And the most special bestestest incredible thing happened (sarcasm), I had to try to handle a customer who wrote a check! HAH! I've only WATCHED other people do a check. So... I had no fucking clue what to do. And the customer? She was getting pissy with me. Partly because she was supposed to be at a birthday party at 1:15 and it was 10 till one (I guess she should have picked up her cupcakes at noon like she said she would) and mostly because I was completly inept and couldn't handle the check. She finally asked me to give her the check back and used her debit card. Which made me want to ask her why she didn't do that in the first place. Why write a check if you can just use your debit card? The money exits your account at the same speed no matter how you pay, so why bother with writing a check? But whatever, it was me being a TARD that was most irritating.
Sunshine Moment!
More of MY CAT!
Sunshine is attacked!!!
The beastie attacks her with his menacing weapon.
Sunshine turns away in disdain. This foul beastie is far to ugly to eat.
Note to Bruce Willis: There was absolutly NO tomfollery or high spirited hijinks going on with your minis prior to my painting them. ABSOLUTLY none what so ever. I have NO idea how these photos happend. I think my townhouse was built on an Indian burrial ground though. It would explain why I can never find a matching pair of socks.
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Saturday Night Excitement
I just had dinner. Bread and soup. And not even soup with stuff in it, it was all like broth. That's what K left me to eat. Nothing but bread and broth. (Which by the way is a complete and utter lie, I'm just to lazy to go to the store to procure food stuff and don't feel like actually COOKING the food in the casa de Karmically Challenged.)
Not only am I eating like a peasant, I also have a fucking headache. Sinus headaches are the BOMB! So I've taken some pain killers like an hour ago and I just now took an allergy tablet... and a wine cooler. What? It's not like I'm driving anywhere! (read above statement of laziness) And honestly maybe the resulting damage to my liver from the Tylenol and booze will make me forget my headache. I kid! I kid! I don't even have Tylenol. I prefer to stick with The Republican's choice of meds - hydrocodone. Again with the joking! Stop giving me that look and making the 12 step program comments. I'm not a Republican and the only ones taking hydrocodone in this house are K and the cats. But I digress. As usual.
What was I talking about? Sheesh I just took this stuff and I'm already on the verge of passing out on the couch like Britney Spears on a Monday afternoon.
So after K and the Tiny Terrorists left I fell asleep on the couch only to awaken with a start from a very strange dream. I dreamed that I was in the car with Bruce Willis and he was driving. A car cut right in front of us and he turned to miss hitting it and I flinched as we passed just inches from the car... and I flinched for real and woke myself up. Isn't that weird? Why don't I ever have dreams where I'm having fabulous sex and the amazing orgasm wakes me up?
Okay, I'll go now.
I just had dinner. Bread and soup. And not even soup with stuff in it, it was all like broth. That's what K left me to eat. Nothing but bread and broth. (Which by the way is a complete and utter lie, I'm just to lazy to go to the store to procure food stuff and don't feel like actually COOKING the food in the casa de Karmically Challenged.)
Not only am I eating like a peasant, I also have a fucking headache. Sinus headaches are the BOMB! So I've taken some pain killers like an hour ago and I just now took an allergy tablet... and a wine cooler. What? It's not like I'm driving anywhere! (read above statement of laziness) And honestly maybe the resulting damage to my liver from the Tylenol and booze will make me forget my headache. I kid! I kid! I don't even have Tylenol. I prefer to stick with The Republican's choice of meds - hydrocodone. Again with the joking! Stop giving me that look and making the 12 step program comments. I'm not a Republican and the only ones taking hydrocodone in this house are K and the cats. But I digress. As usual.
What was I talking about? Sheesh I just took this stuff and I'm already on the verge of passing out on the couch like Britney Spears on a Monday afternoon.
So after K and the Tiny Terrorists left I fell asleep on the couch only to awaken with a start from a very strange dream. I dreamed that I was in the car with Bruce Willis and he was driving. A car cut right in front of us and he turned to miss hitting it and I flinched as we passed just inches from the car... and I flinched for real and woke myself up. Isn't that weird? Why don't I ever have dreams where I'm having fabulous sex and the amazing orgasm wakes me up?
Okay, I'll go now.
Every Freaking Day!
NaBloPoMo (sounds dirty doesn't it?). Posting that is. Everyday for the month of November. I know it's a month away, but WTF, I'm getting an early start! (I know, it's a novel concept) Go check it out and sign up for it. It could be fun... or it could be one really long month full of really shitty posts about my cats and my BOBs. Whatever, I've joined, I'm committed. I'll be bringing a certain level of class to the whole thing. Just wait and see... oh yeah and I'll be doing exactly what I do now with multiple blogs - I'll be post the EXACT same thing on each one. Cut and paste baby! Come on, it's enough of a stretch to get me to post about anything of substance, you don't honestly think I could write something completely independent and fresh and new and all that happy crap every day? If you do, then say so... and suggest a topic or theme or something... like my shoe collection or my art work or my frequent mastabatory activities and the lubes I like. Give me a shout out, let me know.
Moving on...
Continuing Computer Crisis
We have managed to locate the whosie-whatsit code number required to get Windows working but the computer is still not FUNCTIONAL as the reinstall Windows seems to have deleted some vital things such as the driver for my video card and the ethernet information so that my compuer can hook onto the internet. KKKHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! Oh... sorry, just seemed like an appropriate time to say that. K worked on my computer problems right after I got home and said many, many swear words. This unfortunately made him late to leave with the offspring to go spend time with his boyfriend but gave me the opportunity to see Bruce Willis for a short visit. *sigh* That man makes me melt. No really, he does, I felt all wet when I left. Nothing happened you filthy minded reader. Anyway when I returned my K was asleep on the sofa and my computer was still non operational. K kindly yet grudgingly agreed to leave his computer here for me so that I wouldn't be stuck just watching tv all night... which is more than likely what I would do since I can't access my music on my computer at the moment. (Damn... I wanted to change the music on my mp3 and add the Divinyls 'I Touch My Self' since I heard it on the way to Bruce Willis' casa... how appropriate - go ahead, click the link, you know you want to.)
Other than that, I have some painting to do, some sewing to do and some masturbating to do to keep me occupied for the evening. So what are you up to this fine evening?
NaBloPoMo (sounds dirty doesn't it?). Posting that is. Everyday for the month of November. I know it's a month away, but WTF, I'm getting an early start! (I know, it's a novel concept) Go check it out and sign up for it. It could be fun... or it could be one really long month full of really shitty posts about my cats and my BOBs. Whatever, I've joined, I'm committed. I'll be bringing a certain level of class to the whole thing. Just wait and see... oh yeah and I'll be doing exactly what I do now with multiple blogs - I'll be post the EXACT same thing on each one. Cut and paste baby! Come on, it's enough of a stretch to get me to post about anything of substance, you don't honestly think I could write something completely independent and fresh and new and all that happy crap every day? If you do, then say so... and suggest a topic or theme or something... like my shoe collection or my art work or my frequent mastabatory activities and the lubes I like. Give me a shout out, let me know.
Moving on...
Continuing Computer Crisis
We have managed to locate the whosie-whatsit code number required to get Windows working but the computer is still not FUNCTIONAL as the reinstall Windows seems to have deleted some vital things such as the driver for my video card and the ethernet information so that my compuer can hook onto the internet. KKKHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! Oh... sorry, just seemed like an appropriate time to say that. K worked on my computer problems right after I got home and said many, many swear words. This unfortunately made him late to leave with the offspring to go spend time with his boyfriend but gave me the opportunity to see Bruce Willis for a short visit. *sigh* That man makes me melt. No really, he does, I felt all wet when I left. Nothing happened you filthy minded reader. Anyway when I returned my K was asleep on the sofa and my computer was still non operational. K kindly yet grudgingly agreed to leave his computer here for me so that I wouldn't be stuck just watching tv all night... which is more than likely what I would do since I can't access my music on my computer at the moment. (Damn... I wanted to change the music on my mp3 and add the Divinyls 'I Touch My Self' since I heard it on the way to Bruce Willis' casa... how appropriate - go ahead, click the link, you know you want to.)
Other than that, I have some painting to do, some sewing to do and some masturbating to do to keep me occupied for the evening. So what are you up to this fine evening?
Friday, September 28, 2007
Frustrating Friday
Fuck, today has had it out for me. I post about being all happy and crap and the universe has to do everything possible to change that. BASTARD UNIVERSE!
It started out with coffee... I made myself coffee as I often do, upon looking at my coffee carefully post brewing I noticed it looked alarmingly weak and then realized that I had in fact NOT put the coffee grounds INTO the coffee pot. So my lovely cup of coffee became a cup of tea- well I didn't really want to wait another 5 minutes for a cup of coffee and figured that since the water was hot already, might as well use it.
THEN later while I was multi-tasking (read having multipule tabs open and wasting time) online my computer got attitude. I was forced to restart said computer. That was a BAAAAAAD thing. She still had attitude upon the restart and refused to resume play as usual saying something about needing a boot disk or some sush bullshit. What an asshole computer! I got on my phone and messaged K asking him what to do and he said "blah, blah, blah, Windows disk, blah, blah, blah..." So I scrounged around for a disk that said Windows on it and slipped it in the drive and restarted the computer.
Something happend then, not sure what, short attention span. Next thing I know it's asking for some special code, and well I have the distinct feeling that I missed a VALUABLE step of what K said that I sould have done. Oh fine. The universe hates me and my being on the internet. So.. I've been offlne all day except for the occasional IMing on my phone (that makes my thumb hurt!).
BUT have no fear! I DID manage to get a photo of MY CAT! And lucky for you reader, its a glamorous ACTION shot. If you look closely, past the bowl of tuna (hey my cat only get's the best... when I forget to buy them food...) you can just barely make out the OTHER cat dining next to her, but WHO cares about her? She won't let me take her photo! Sunshine is the star here! Enjoy all the glamor and hairball hacking goodness that is MY CAT!
Okay, yeah, moving on. Last night after a lovely sushi dinner I saw Resident Evil 3. Good movie, I liked most of it. And Mila... is HOT!
Okay I guess K would appreciate me not holding his computer hostage any longer... but ya know... I some how think he's behind the demise of my computer (that Mac loving gay man!). He has a long history of fucking up my computer when I ask him to check something out for me or to fix it. Last night I asked him to check if there was a way to make more room on my hard drive because it was pretty cool, when I got home he said he made a little room but I needed a new hard drive. I guess that was his way of telling me he sabotaged my computer again. Damn him and his gay agenda to kill my computer! That and him gaying up my crossword puzzles by finishing them! Thats just WRONG!
Okay, I'm done now.
Fuck, today has had it out for me. I post about being all happy and crap and the universe has to do everything possible to change that. BASTARD UNIVERSE!
It started out with coffee... I made myself coffee as I often do, upon looking at my coffee carefully post brewing I noticed it looked alarmingly weak and then realized that I had in fact NOT put the coffee grounds INTO the coffee pot. So my lovely cup of coffee became a cup of tea- well I didn't really want to wait another 5 minutes for a cup of coffee and figured that since the water was hot already, might as well use it.
THEN later while I was multi-tasking (read having multipule tabs open and wasting time) online my computer got attitude. I was forced to restart said computer. That was a BAAAAAAD thing. She still had attitude upon the restart and refused to resume play as usual saying something about needing a boot disk or some sush bullshit. What an asshole computer! I got on my phone and messaged K asking him what to do and he said "blah, blah, blah, Windows disk, blah, blah, blah..." So I scrounged around for a disk that said Windows on it and slipped it in the drive and restarted the computer.
Something happend then, not sure what, short attention span. Next thing I know it's asking for some special code, and well I have the distinct feeling that I missed a VALUABLE step of what K said that I sould have done. Oh fine. The universe hates me and my being on the internet. So.. I've been offlne all day except for the occasional IMing on my phone (that makes my thumb hurt!).
BUT have no fear! I DID manage to get a photo of MY CAT! And lucky for you reader, its a glamorous ACTION shot. If you look closely, past the bowl of tuna (hey my cat only get's the best... when I forget to buy them food...) you can just barely make out the OTHER cat dining next to her, but WHO cares about her? She won't let me take her photo! Sunshine is the star here! Enjoy all the glamor and hairball hacking goodness that is MY CAT!
Okay, yeah, moving on. Last night after a lovely sushi dinner I saw Resident Evil 3. Good movie, I liked most of it. And Mila... is HOT!
Okay I guess K would appreciate me not holding his computer hostage any longer... but ya know... I some how think he's behind the demise of my computer (that Mac loving gay man!). He has a long history of fucking up my computer when I ask him to check something out for me or to fix it. Last night I asked him to check if there was a way to make more room on my hard drive because it was pretty cool, when I got home he said he made a little room but I needed a new hard drive. I guess that was his way of telling me he sabotaged my computer again. Damn him and his gay agenda to kill my computer! That and him gaying up my crossword puzzles by finishing them! Thats just WRONG!
Okay, I'm done now.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
I Can Has Bible?
I nearly laughed my ass off at this. LOL Cats do The Bible, sure to offend just about EVERYONE and amuse the rest.
I nearly laughed my ass off at this. LOL Cats do The Bible, sure to offend just about EVERYONE and amuse the rest.
What I Am
K and I just had this exchange online:
ME: what do you want for dinner?
HIM: Food!
ME: okay, I'm sure you'll enjoy the dry noodles then.
HIM: How is it you say food and I eventually find out what you want? I say food and I get dried noodles?
ME: because I'm one of those words that you yell out the car while driving behind an inconsiderate driver and you are a nice person who only wishes to please others.
HIM: Uh huh...what do you want for dinner?
ME: Bruce Willis.
Is There Prozac In My Water?
Oddly enough I've been exceedingly HAPPY of late! Maybe it's the job that I love or the recognition I'm getting at work or the NEW BOB or the Bruce Willis lunches. Maybe it's all of the above. Or it's possible I've gone completly insane and it's just me hallucinating! Whatever it is, I hope it doesn't stop!
Lunches Rock
Bruce Willis, thanks for lunch today, we should do that MUCH more often.
TRF Bound!
I've put in for my two weekends off to go to TRF Pirate weekend (Oct 20-21) and Halloween weekend (Oct 27-28). So I'm commited! Or I should be, whatever. Remember people - the FUNDRAISER BREAKFAST is the morning of Oct 20th! The next weekend is Halloween weekend and also Asian Invasion weekend as the Fu Clan will be there. I will definitly be there representing *strikes gang pose* as Su King, sister to Fu King. *bows* You know you don't want to miss that! (Bruce Willis, you should go with me that weekend!)
And Now For Something Completly Senseless
Just to spice up the blog a bit I've decided to take a photo of my cat every day. I know! EXCITING! Or not. But whatever, I'll do that until... I don't give a fuck anymore and then I'll go back to taking taking photos of my sex toys.
I call this NEUROTIC CAT. This is what I see EVERY MORNING... yes that close, she doesn't respect boundries or the concept of sleeping without a cat trying to sleep on your face.
K and I just had this exchange online:
ME: what do you want for dinner?
HIM: Food!
ME: okay, I'm sure you'll enjoy the dry noodles then.
HIM: How is it you say food and I eventually find out what you want? I say food and I get dried noodles?
ME: because I'm one of those words that you yell out the car while driving behind an inconsiderate driver and you are a nice person who only wishes to please others.
HIM: Uh huh...what do you want for dinner?
ME: Bruce Willis.
Is There Prozac In My Water?
Oddly enough I've been exceedingly HAPPY of late! Maybe it's the job that I love or the recognition I'm getting at work or the NEW BOB or the Bruce Willis lunches. Maybe it's all of the above. Or it's possible I've gone completly insane and it's just me hallucinating! Whatever it is, I hope it doesn't stop!
Lunches Rock
Bruce Willis, thanks for lunch today, we should do that MUCH more often.
TRF Bound!
I've put in for my two weekends off to go to TRF Pirate weekend (Oct 20-21) and Halloween weekend (Oct 27-28). So I'm commited! Or I should be, whatever. Remember people - the FUNDRAISER BREAKFAST is the morning of Oct 20th! The next weekend is Halloween weekend and also Asian Invasion weekend as the Fu Clan will be there. I will definitly be there representing *strikes gang pose* as Su King, sister to Fu King. *bows* You know you don't want to miss that! (Bruce Willis, you should go with me that weekend!)
And Now For Something Completly Senseless
Just to spice up the blog a bit I've decided to take a photo of my cat every day. I know! EXCITING! Or not. But whatever, I'll do that until... I don't give a fuck anymore and then I'll go back to taking taking photos of my sex toys.
I call this NEUROTIC CAT. This is what I see EVERY MORNING... yes that close, she doesn't respect boundries or the concept of sleeping without a cat trying to sleep on your face.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Dairy Day
Today has been an odd yet good day and yet I cannot help feeling as if the universe is mocking me. After posting the below quite hilarious comic I left for work. As I passed one of my neighbors he jokingly (and mildly stupidly) yelled out to me to “Bring back something from Dairy Queen” for him. I pointed out to his disappointment that I work at the local grocery store and apologized thinking him the newly appointed village idiot; I hadn’t even realized that position was vacant.
Upon arrival to work, I saw a piece of paper with JUDY in big letters on it. I figured it was some memo telling me to sweep the floors better or that I needed to work faster or stop leering at all the hot men who pass through the bakery or some such crap. No, it was a note of RECOGNITION. Last Friday I did a very special cake for a woman. She wanted a picture of a couple doing a Viennese Waltz on the cake as well as some specific colored flowers and a lot of writing. She was very particular about what she wanted and was somewhat nervous as this was for her mother’s 80th birthday and she wanted it PERFECT. No big deal. The photo she gave us to work from was crappy, but thanks the MAGICAL INTERNET I found a better photo right away and brought that into work on Friday. The rest was just a little time consuming but really not that hard. I finished, I boxed up and was just for a moment sad that I wouldn’t be there to see her reaction when she picked it up, then I just forgot about it (forgot to take a damn photo of it also – DUH!).
Apparently, the customer was quite pleased with the cake. My manager was pleased with that and made a point of mentioning it in her weekly meeting. This made me the star player for the week and I was rewarded with… a coupon for a free half gallon of ice cream. Hahahaha…. Cosmic joke on me, since I generally cannot eat it. It’s exceptionally ironic that this is the SECOND free half gallon of ice cream certificate I’ve received in the past 3 weeks (one is Blue Bell and the other is the stores brand). Ahhh life can be so sweet and yet so cruel!
Anyway, it is still cool that I got a little pat on the back.
Today has been an odd yet good day and yet I cannot help feeling as if the universe is mocking me. After posting the below quite hilarious comic I left for work. As I passed one of my neighbors he jokingly (and mildly stupidly) yelled out to me to “Bring back something from Dairy Queen” for him. I pointed out to his disappointment that I work at the local grocery store and apologized thinking him the newly appointed village idiot; I hadn’t even realized that position was vacant.
Upon arrival to work, I saw a piece of paper with JUDY in big letters on it. I figured it was some memo telling me to sweep the floors better or that I needed to work faster or stop leering at all the hot men who pass through the bakery or some such crap. No, it was a note of RECOGNITION. Last Friday I did a very special cake for a woman. She wanted a picture of a couple doing a Viennese Waltz on the cake as well as some specific colored flowers and a lot of writing. She was very particular about what she wanted and was somewhat nervous as this was for her mother’s 80th birthday and she wanted it PERFECT. No big deal. The photo she gave us to work from was crappy, but thanks the MAGICAL INTERNET I found a better photo right away and brought that into work on Friday. The rest was just a little time consuming but really not that hard. I finished, I boxed up and was just for a moment sad that I wouldn’t be there to see her reaction when she picked it up, then I just forgot about it (forgot to take a damn photo of it also – DUH!).
Apparently, the customer was quite pleased with the cake. My manager was pleased with that and made a point of mentioning it in her weekly meeting. This made me the star player for the week and I was rewarded with… a coupon for a free half gallon of ice cream. Hahahaha…. Cosmic joke on me, since I generally cannot eat it. It’s exceptionally ironic that this is the SECOND free half gallon of ice cream certificate I’ve received in the past 3 weeks (one is Blue Bell and the other is the stores brand). Ahhh life can be so sweet and yet so cruel!
Anyway, it is still cool that I got a little pat on the back.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Work Stuff!
Three cupcake puppies - really popular.
SuperMan!
Mmmmmmm chocolate cake with chocolate ganache between the layers, chocolate butter cream covered in more chocolate ganache and chocolate roses on top.
These are some of my favorite cakes I did this past Friday in preparation for not working this past weekend.
Sealed In Well!
Yom Kippur went well though I had a splitting headache by the time I broke the fast. K was kind enough to cook dinner - roasted turkey breast, mashed potatoes and gravy, brussle sprouts and bread. It was all quite tasty.
Sunday I got up and made potato pancakes out of the rest of the left over mashed potatoes. I ate most of them through out the day. Midway through the day I started feeling like I'd eaten some dairy and was quite uncomfortable by evening. I couldn't figure out where the dairy came from until K said that the MASHED POTATOES were made with MILK. Well DUH you are probably saying, but hey, I make mashed potatoes maybe twice a year so cut me some slack for forgetting that little nugget of info. I'll just chalk it up to yet another of K's unsuccessful attempts to kill me. Keep trying buddy, though I think you need to watch some more CSI to brush up on your technique.
Visceral Reaction
I just like saying that! Anyway, I completly stunned myself today with my reaction to a conversation about someone who's recently caused me pain. But well I guess there are some things worth fighting for. ;)
TRF
So I've decided to ask for the weekend of October 20th and the weekend after that off so that I can go to TRF. I'm going to tell my boss it's for a family reunion which really isn't a complete lie since my faire-mily is as important to me as those who are related by blood to me and I haven't seem most of you in nearly a year.
The weekend of the 20th is the SPCF fundraiser breakfast and I really hope to see all of you out there eating breakfast burritos. The proceeds go to a good cause and the food will be plentiful. AND you won't have to cook it!
The next weekend will be Halloween weekend at faire, and also ASIAN INVASION WEEKEND for the Fu clan! Woohoo! I've been dieing to be Su King - Fu King's little sister. Bruce Willis you really should go with me that weekend!
Okay have to go play with the offspring!
Three cupcake puppies - really popular.
SuperMan!
Mmmmmmm chocolate cake with chocolate ganache between the layers, chocolate butter cream covered in more chocolate ganache and chocolate roses on top.
These are some of my favorite cakes I did this past Friday in preparation for not working this past weekend.
Sealed In Well!
Yom Kippur went well though I had a splitting headache by the time I broke the fast. K was kind enough to cook dinner - roasted turkey breast, mashed potatoes and gravy, brussle sprouts and bread. It was all quite tasty.
Sunday I got up and made potato pancakes out of the rest of the left over mashed potatoes. I ate most of them through out the day. Midway through the day I started feeling like I'd eaten some dairy and was quite uncomfortable by evening. I couldn't figure out where the dairy came from until K said that the MASHED POTATOES were made with MILK. Well DUH you are probably saying, but hey, I make mashed potatoes maybe twice a year so cut me some slack for forgetting that little nugget of info. I'll just chalk it up to yet another of K's unsuccessful attempts to kill me. Keep trying buddy, though I think you need to watch some more CSI to brush up on your technique.
Visceral Reaction
I just like saying that! Anyway, I completly stunned myself today with my reaction to a conversation about someone who's recently caused me pain. But well I guess there are some things worth fighting for. ;)
TRF
So I've decided to ask for the weekend of October 20th and the weekend after that off so that I can go to TRF. I'm going to tell my boss it's for a family reunion which really isn't a complete lie since my faire-mily is as important to me as those who are related by blood to me and I haven't seem most of you in nearly a year.
The weekend of the 20th is the SPCF fundraiser breakfast and I really hope to see all of you out there eating breakfast burritos. The proceeds go to a good cause and the food will be plentiful. AND you won't have to cook it!
The next weekend will be Halloween weekend at faire, and also ASIAN INVASION WEEKEND for the Fu clan! Woohoo! I've been dieing to be Su King - Fu King's little sister. Bruce Willis you really should go with me that weekend!
Okay have to go play with the offspring!
Friday, September 21, 2007
G'mar chatimah tovah!
“May you be sealed for a good year in the Book of Life.”
Yom Kippur starts very soon.
I’ll remember all of you during this time and pray that you too are sealed for a good year in the Book of Life.
This year has been a tough year. Some bad (getting fired, the depression, etc.) and some really good (Bruce Willis and all of my wonderful friends). G*d willing, this next year will be wonderful.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Smelly Subject
Super Girl: Ya know who farts the most in my class? Caleb! He sits right behind me and I can still smell it.
Me: Umm-hmm.
Super Girl: And I'm like "Eww! Did he eat beans?!"
Me: *snot*
Cabbage Patch: Kayla farts a lot in my class.
Me: Oh?
Cabbage Patch: I fart sometimes too.
Super Girl: Everyone farts.
Cabbage Patch: Yeah
Super Girls: Except people who don't want to.
This is one of those times when having kids is entertaining.
Super Girl: Ya know who farts the most in my class? Caleb! He sits right behind me and I can still smell it.
Me: Umm-hmm.
Super Girl: And I'm like "Eww! Did he eat beans?!"
Me: *snot*
Cabbage Patch: Kayla farts a lot in my class.
Me: Oh?
Cabbage Patch: I fart sometimes too.
Super Girl: Everyone farts.
Cabbage Patch: Yeah
Super Girls: Except people who don't want to.
This is one of those times when having kids is entertaining.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
Weird Day...
This cake totally kicked my ass yesterday. It took a solid hour to finish - not because it was really all that dificult, but because I had no freaking clue how it was supposed to be done AND I didn't know where everything was to finish it. In the end, that damn Barbie cake got done.
What a weird day it has been. This has been the day of contact from guys from my past. Very odd. One from just over 5 years ago! Another is getting married soon and just had to call because he just had to hear my 'sexy voice' again and to let me know that no matter what happens (his marriage) that I'll always have a special place in his heart. I said something like "I'm sure your future wife would love to know that." And yet another one wanted to just see how I'm doing because he was thinking about me a lot. WTF? When did I get to be so 'unforgetable'? I'm not. Move along boys, unless you happen to be Bruce Willis. ;) And about that... why all these boys calling and messaging and taking up my time, but not a word from Bruce? Well that's a lie, just two words (and no they weren't GET BENT or anything like that - they were good), but whatever I guess it's the words that count, not the word count that matters. ;) And um... yeah, just yeah, friends and all, me such a dork... stop listening.
MOVING ON
My youngest offspring is really testing my limits to not just duct tape her mouth shut before she gets up in the morning. Wow... Such a damn badger! EVERY MORNING! Today we fought over what DRESS she would wear because the one I suggested just wasn't 'cute' so she 'hated' it and I SUCK (she didn't actually SAY that, I'm just surmising that's what she meant by the fuck-off-and-die look she kept giving me this morning). AND even better... she HATES the new tennis shoes I bought her a couple of weeks ago. Just HATES them. Though she LOVED them at first (they were FAST), but the split second her sister got new tennis shoes that LOOKED DIFFERENT, she hated hers and guess what? She's either thrown them away or she's hidden them in hopes of me having to buy her more. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! She doesn't understand how horrible a pissed off mother can make her life. If she doesn't find those fucking shoes I will go buy the ugliest shoes I can find for her to wear so that she doesn't fail PE.
THEN to add to the weirdness of the day a dear friend told me the MOST hilarious story that involved them, a wheelchair, a smelly dwarf (aka the 'demented spider monkey') and a gun! Alas, I can not tell the story on here! (but I just felt like giving them shit on here while not naming them! You know I love you!)
Well that's about it for now. Brain is all empty now. Come back after coffee! Kthkxbai!
This cake totally kicked my ass yesterday. It took a solid hour to finish - not because it was really all that dificult, but because I had no freaking clue how it was supposed to be done AND I didn't know where everything was to finish it. In the end, that damn Barbie cake got done.
What a weird day it has been. This has been the day of contact from guys from my past. Very odd. One from just over 5 years ago! Another is getting married soon and just had to call because he just had to hear my 'sexy voice' again and to let me know that no matter what happens (his marriage) that I'll always have a special place in his heart. I said something like "I'm sure your future wife would love to know that." And yet another one wanted to just see how I'm doing because he was thinking about me a lot. WTF? When did I get to be so 'unforgetable'?
MOVING ON
My youngest offspring is really testing my limits to not just duct tape her mouth shut before she gets up in the morning. Wow... Such a damn badger! EVERY MORNING! Today we fought over what DRESS she would wear because the one I suggested just wasn't 'cute' so she 'hated' it and I SUCK (she didn't actually SAY that, I'm just surmising that's what she meant by the fuck-off-and-die look she kept giving me this morning). AND even better... she HATES the new tennis shoes I bought her a couple of weeks ago. Just HATES them. Though she LOVED them at first (they were FAST), but the split second her sister got new tennis shoes that LOOKED DIFFERENT, she hated hers and guess what? She's either thrown them away or she's hidden them in hopes of me having to buy her more. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! She doesn't understand how horrible a pissed off mother can make her life. If she doesn't find those fucking shoes I will go buy the ugliest shoes I can find for her to wear so that she doesn't fail PE.
THEN to add to the weirdness of the day a dear friend told me the MOST hilarious story that involved them, a wheelchair, a smelly dwarf (aka the 'demented spider monkey') and a gun! Alas, I can not tell the story on here! (but I just felt like giving them shit on here while not naming them! You know I love you!)
Well that's about it for now. Brain is all empty now. Come back after coffee! Kthkxbai!
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Awesome Cakeness!!
I made this cake today. The customer wanted the cake to match the napkin from the party decorations. The initial thought was to make a photo cake but luckily for the customer the printer is out of black ink so... I free handed the space shuttle on the cake. The best part was when the customer picked up the cake. The the woman shrieked "I love this cake!" Anyway, this was soooo cool, I just had to share!
I made this cake today. The customer wanted the cake to match the napkin from the party decorations. The initial thought was to make a photo cake but luckily for the customer the printer is out of black ink so... I free handed the space shuttle on the cake. The best part was when the customer picked up the cake. The the woman shrieked "I love this cake!" Anyway, this was soooo cool, I just had to share!
Friday, September 14, 2007
Save The Date For SPCF's Annual Breakfast Fundraiser!
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
You are cordially invited to the SPCF's annual breakfast fundraiser!
Details:
WHEN: Pirate Weekend at TRF (Saturday, October 20th)
WHERE: Between Rows 1-3
WHAT: Breakfast! The most important meal of the day! Tasty Breakfast Tacos!
WHO: Hosted by SPCF and the SPCF Knights assisted by Rogue Wave
WHY: Because we care! All proceeds go to Lone Star Multiple Sclerosis
More details (and reminders) as we approach the date! Now run off and put that on your calendar!! You know you do not want to miss pirates cooking breakfast tacos.
Warmest and most regal regards;
Duchess Fate
SPCF
(Bruce Willis, you really should go with me to this! It will be sooo much fun!)
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
You are cordially invited to the SPCF's annual breakfast fundraiser!
Details:
WHEN: Pirate Weekend at TRF (Saturday, October 20th)
WHERE: Between Rows 1-3
WHAT: Breakfast! The most important meal of the day! Tasty Breakfast Tacos!
WHO: Hosted by SPCF and the SPCF Knights assisted by Rogue Wave
WHY: Because we care! All proceeds go to Lone Star Multiple Sclerosis
More details (and reminders) as we approach the date! Now run off and put that on your calendar!! You know you do not want to miss pirates cooking breakfast tacos.
Warmest and most regal regards;
Duchess Fate
SPCF
(Bruce Willis, you really should go with me to this! It will be sooo much fun!)
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
L'shanah Tovah!!
Happy Rosh Hashanah to all my wonderful friends!!
I suck so much, the holidays just slip up on me. Tonight starts Rosh Hashanah – the Jewish New Year, so there will be much merriment and happiness. We celebrate this wonderful holiday from sundown tonight until nightfall on the 14th.
If I don’t get to see each and every one of you during this time (which I won’t), I just want you all to know that the friendship and love that you have given to me is what makes this day sweet and wonderful, knowing that you’ll all be there this next year to make it the best year yet!
AND now, my FAVORITE Rosh Hashanah joke!
A Catholic chauffeur was bragging to his friend how well the Jewish family who employed him treated him. "You wouldn't believe it," he said. "I get tips galore, and they always buy me lunch or dinner when I drive. My salary is great, with benefits! I get off all holidays, including the Jewish ones, like Rosh Hashanah."
"That sounds pretty good," said the friend. "But what's Rosh Hashanah?"
"Oh, that's when they blow the shofar**."
"Wow!" said the amazed friend. "Those are SOME benefits!"
(** The Shofar, a ram's horn, is the oldest wind instrument. The sounding of the Shofar is the most ancient rite in the Rosh HaShana observances.)
Now I must head to the store to get honey and some things
Happy Rosh Hashanah to all my wonderful friends!!
I suck so much, the holidays just slip up on me. Tonight starts Rosh Hashanah – the Jewish New Year, so there will be much merriment and happiness. We celebrate this wonderful holiday from sundown tonight until nightfall on the 14th.
If I don’t get to see each and every one of you during this time (which I won’t), I just want you all to know that the friendship and love that you have given to me is what makes this day sweet and wonderful, knowing that you’ll all be there this next year to make it the best year yet!
AND now, my FAVORITE Rosh Hashanah joke!
A Catholic chauffeur was bragging to his friend how well the Jewish family who employed him treated him. "You wouldn't believe it," he said. "I get tips galore, and they always buy me lunch or dinner when I drive. My salary is great, with benefits! I get off all holidays, including the Jewish ones, like Rosh Hashanah."
"That sounds pretty good," said the friend. "But what's Rosh Hashanah?"
"Oh, that's when they blow the shofar**."
"Wow!" said the amazed friend. "Those are SOME benefits!"
(** The Shofar, a ram's horn, is the oldest wind instrument. The sounding of the Shofar is the most ancient rite in the Rosh HaShana observances.)
Now I must head to the store to get honey and some things
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Calgon Take Me FAR, FAR AWAY!
Shit. First grade homework is going to fucking kill me. Or should I say, doing first grade homework with my Alien Tiny Terrorists is going to make my fucking brain EXPLODE. It’s taken 2 hours to finish this! Two fucking hours! Five sentences! All she had to do was write five sentences! Wow, I thought Super Girl was stubborn, I don’t ever remember getting a tension headache while doing homework with her.
Wow this day really has rather sucked – it started out just perfect. A short chat with Bruce Willis, most amazingly wonderful weather to walk to work in… then I got to work and went straight to the crapper from there. And the fighting with my offspring to make them do their homework, well THAT’S just made it so much BETTER – NOT!
I need a break… maybe a nice dinner with Bruce Willis or a massage from Bruce. I’ll probably just go to bed early. Blah!
Shit. First grade homework is going to fucking kill me. Or should I say, doing first grade homework with my Alien Tiny Terrorists is going to make my fucking brain EXPLODE. It’s taken 2 hours to finish this! Two fucking hours! Five sentences! All she had to do was write five sentences! Wow, I thought Super Girl was stubborn, I don’t ever remember getting a tension headache while doing homework with her.
Wow this day really has rather sucked – it started out just perfect. A short chat with Bruce Willis, most amazingly wonderful weather to walk to work in… then I got to work and went straight to the crapper from there. And the fighting with my offspring to make them do their homework, well THAT’S just made it so much BETTER – NOT!
I need a break… maybe a nice dinner with Bruce Willis or a massage from Bruce. I’ll probably just go to bed early. Blah!
Monday, September 10, 2007
Blast From The Past
I was unloading laundry from the dryer today when I found the most inexplicable article in the dryer. Inexplicable because I thought I’d gotten rid of it at least 10 years ago and also because… why the fuck was it in the dryer??? What I found was my PROM DRESS! So weird. I was talking about this dress to Bruce Willis at lunch the other week and now… here it is. Very weird.
Enjoy the photos, they make me LAUGH!
Me and my ever so GAY date. I hated that corsage - it was UGLY. Damn my nails looked FAB!
I wasn't wearing heels - he is just really SHORT. If only you could see the AWESOME came I was wearing - black with burgundy interior. I matched the beads on the dress and my hair color to it!
Assorted other prom photos - check out the fucked up back ground for out photos. They didn't have it set up right so it was about two feet off the floor and looks JACKED in all photos.
Okay the only reason I included this one is the photo in the right top corner. Yeah, that's my idiot date. He stood in a photo with a girl I knew because she didn't have a date and didn't want to stand alone. He asked if I cared and well I was too shocked to actually say YES, but whatever. If you look in the photo you'll see she's a good 6 inches taller than him. hehehehe.
And THIS is the dress. All washed and dried. Amazingly most of the beads are still attached. Anybody need a prom dress?
My offspring just got home and my oldest just said "Oh mamma! That's such a pretty dress!" Crazy child.
I was unloading laundry from the dryer today when I found the most inexplicable article in the dryer. Inexplicable because I thought I’d gotten rid of it at least 10 years ago and also because… why the fuck was it in the dryer??? What I found was my PROM DRESS! So weird. I was talking about this dress to Bruce Willis at lunch the other week and now… here it is. Very weird.
Enjoy the photos, they make me LAUGH!
Me and my ever so GAY date. I hated that corsage - it was UGLY. Damn my nails looked FAB!
I wasn't wearing heels - he is just really SHORT. If only you could see the AWESOME came I was wearing - black with burgundy interior. I matched the beads on the dress and my hair color to it!
Assorted other prom photos - check out the fucked up back ground for out photos. They didn't have it set up right so it was about two feet off the floor and looks JACKED in all photos.
Okay the only reason I included this one is the photo in the right top corner. Yeah, that's my idiot date. He stood in a photo with a girl I knew because she didn't have a date and didn't want to stand alone. He asked if I cared and well I was too shocked to actually say YES, but whatever. If you look in the photo you'll see she's a good 6 inches taller than him. hehehehe.
And THIS is the dress. All washed and dried. Amazingly most of the beads are still attached. Anybody need a prom dress?
My offspring just got home and my oldest just said "Oh mamma! That's such a pretty dress!" Crazy child.
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