Smelly Subject

Super Girl: Ya know who farts the most in my class? Caleb! He sits right behind me and I can still smell it.
Me: Umm-hmm.
Super Girl: And I'm like "Eww! Did he eat beans?!"
Me: *snot*
Cabbage Patch: Kayla farts a lot in my class.
Me: Oh?
Cabbage Patch: I fart sometimes too.
Super Girl: Everyone farts.
Cabbage Patch: Yeah
Super Girls: Except people who don't want to.

This is one of those times when having kids is entertaining.