There Are Some Things One Should Not Learn...
So after watching the easter egg on the DVD I had to find out exactly what a Prince Albert was. (go ahead a laugh at me for not know anything more than that it was some kind of a piercing...) So I look it up on the internet (hell, where else would you find a detailed description of this as well as pictures... graphic pictures). I have only one thing to say HOLY SHIT!! WHY WOULD A GUY WANT A PIERCING THROUGH THERE?????? I don't care if people say that it's for better sex, yadda, yadda, yadda... why would a man risk injury to his.... um.. you know.... yikes...
AND I learned more than I ever wanted to know about piercings in that region... In the description that I read of the Prince Albert and the explanation of the pictures, there were 2 other types of peircings mentioned, I ventured to see what that was all about also.... Oh! Yikes! Ouch! oh! OMG! I can't remember the names of the types of piercings, but one was a ring thing that goes around and through the mans... um... thing... hehehe... and the other was a stud or studs in the ridge of the head.... At that, I did not venture to look up any other piercing lingo that I did not know... ignorance is bliss... sometimes knowledge can be frightening...
Friday, January 03, 2003
My Christmas Present Arrived..... um... I mean Hubby's... not mine...
Here I am with The Lord Of The Rings special Extended DVD edition. We watched 2 of the 4 DVD's last night... awsome! I love all of the extra stuff! And the easter egg on the first DVD - BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's just wrong! But funny!
I'm glad I got this for myself... er... hubby... ;o)
Here I am with The Lord Of The Rings special Extended DVD edition. We watched 2 of the 4 DVD's last night... awsome! I love all of the extra stuff! And the easter egg on the first DVD - BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's just wrong! But funny!
I'm glad I got this for myself... er... hubby... ;o)
A - I had to laugh about your post regarding adding one more thing to your New Years Resolutions... stop procrastinating... How ironic that it was the LAST thing you added and it was a day later. *snicker*... I'm a very bad procrastinator. I admit it... It sucks... I've gotten better about some things, but worse about others. I think most people are procrastinators in some regard... It just depends on what area and if others notice it. Lots of people procrastinate on work stuff, but get home stuff done right away, others procrastinate on planning things... I tend to procrastinate on things I just don't want to do.. like pay bills. I get the house work done right away and my work does not lend itself to procrastination of any kind... so bills, which is really a VERY bad thing to procrastinate on. *sigh* Other things I procrastinate on tend to be due to me forgetting about them... Out of site, out of mind ... that's not good either. ;o)
L - that movie sounds creepy... but cool... Must see it some time.
L - that movie sounds creepy... but cool... Must see it some time.
FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!
Well I was supposed to go to work today (which I did NOT want to do) but my boss called right before I was to leave and told me that I didn't have to. YAY! So here I am, at home just 'kickin it' (that's for you Amy).
Never mind on the imput of what *someone* should tell that guy. I talked to *someone* today and it's a mote point now. She had told me that he wanted to get together next week sometime, thats why she was asking for advice on what to tell him. He called her yesterday and taked her into having dinner with him... and sex for desert. *sheesh* She said it still sucked, but now he'll stop asking for it for a while. *WHAT?* That is the stupidest reason to get with someone. (I said that) I then said that she didn't have any right to complain about any of it... bad sex or what ever... since she willingly had sex with him. Her reply was 'click..buzzzz...' hehehehe...
Well I was supposed to go to work today (which I did NOT want to do) but my boss called right before I was to leave and told me that I didn't have to. YAY! So here I am, at home just 'kickin it' (that's for you Amy).
Never mind on the imput of what *someone* should tell that guy. I talked to *someone* today and it's a mote point now. She had told me that he wanted to get together next week sometime, thats why she was asking for advice on what to tell him. He called her yesterday and taked her into having dinner with him... and sex for desert. *sheesh* She said it still sucked, but now he'll stop asking for it for a while. *WHAT?* That is the stupidest reason to get with someone. (I said that) I then said that she didn't have any right to complain about any of it... bad sex or what ever... since she willingly had sex with him. Her reply was 'click..buzzzz...' hehehehe...
Thursday, January 02, 2003
To Be (nice) or Not To Be (nice).... That Is The Question My sincerest appologies to W. Shakespear for that travisty...
Here's the deal. *Someone* went out with this guy a LONG LONG time ago... had sex... infact 3 times they have had sex... and it was not good... not quite awful... but not worth the time wasted.... *she's* a nice person... always gives someone another chance... figured that the first time may have sucked because it was their first time together, then gave him another chance... it still sucked... chalked it up to nerves... well the thrid time, *she* figured he's just a lousy lay. Anyway... this guy keeps bugging *someone* to meet him again, that she's so great in bed, yadda, yadda, yadda... *She* has been putting him off, for obvious reasons... He's an OK guy and all, but *she* does not have any feelings for him other than friendship (they actually did try the relationship thing a LONG LONG time ago, but he's not exactly Mr. Sensitive or Mr. Faithful). Anyway... Mr. Lousy Lay is bugging *someone* to go out with him again... How should she tell him that he sucks in bed, that she's rather have hemroid surgery than fuck him again, that if she was his hand he uses to masturbate with that she'd get a restraining order, that if she were stuck on a desert island with him she'd become celebate, that the thought of having sex with him is somewhere between bedwetting and a near death experience, that.... well I think you get the picture....
So... tell me... should she be blunt or tactful? I've given my opinion but she wants to know what others think....
Here's the deal. *Someone* went out with this guy a LONG LONG time ago... had sex... infact 3 times they have had sex... and it was not good... not quite awful... but not worth the time wasted.... *she's* a nice person... always gives someone another chance... figured that the first time may have sucked because it was their first time together, then gave him another chance... it still sucked... chalked it up to nerves... well the thrid time, *she* figured he's just a lousy lay. Anyway... this guy keeps bugging *someone* to meet him again, that she's so great in bed, yadda, yadda, yadda... *She* has been putting him off, for obvious reasons... He's an OK guy and all, but *she* does not have any feelings for him other than friendship (they actually did try the relationship thing a LONG LONG time ago, but he's not exactly Mr. Sensitive or Mr. Faithful). Anyway... Mr. Lousy Lay is bugging *someone* to go out with him again... How should she tell him that he sucks in bed, that she's rather have hemroid surgery than fuck him again, that if she was his hand he uses to masturbate with that she'd get a restraining order, that if she were stuck on a desert island with him she'd become celebate, that the thought of having sex with him is somewhere between bedwetting and a near death experience, that.... well I think you get the picture....
So... tell me... should she be blunt or tactful? I've given my opinion but she wants to know what others think....
Ahhhhh.... My Exciting Morning....
So hubby and I went to our appointment and now I'm hanging out here at his work, I'm in this primo office all by myself - it even has a fridge and a bathroom! So type away on the computer is what I get to do... kind of like back when I was in the corporate world... wasting time on the comuter!
Actually I'm bored... no one has updated their blogs... damn y'all! And no one to talk to... just had lunch - Pizza... num num... Hubby's company is now in their 'busy' time of year so they start enticing people to work through lunch by having it brought in at company cost... hubby get's really sick of pizza by the time February rolls around. lol
eh... so boreing... maybe I'll go sleep in the car like a homeless person. HAHAHAHAHA!
So hubby and I went to our appointment and now I'm hanging out here at his work, I'm in this primo office all by myself - it even has a fridge and a bathroom! So type away on the computer is what I get to do... kind of like back when I was in the corporate world... wasting time on the comuter!
Actually I'm bored... no one has updated their blogs... damn y'all! And no one to talk to... just had lunch - Pizza... num num... Hubby's company is now in their 'busy' time of year so they start enticing people to work through lunch by having it brought in at company cost... hubby get's really sick of pizza by the time February rolls around. lol
eh... so boreing... maybe I'll go sleep in the car like a homeless person. HAHAHAHAHA!
THURSDAY! Time for the 3XThursday 01/02/2k3 : Four Walls and a Roof thanks to Jake
1. Are you happy with the place that you live at now? What is it like?
I love where I live now, it's a cute 3 bedroom townhouse. I love the city I live in also - I'm walking distance from a lake and that is very very cool.
2. Have there been anything that you are not pleased with your place that you have been putting of doing such as improvements and maintenance?
Hmmm... I need to finish my Feng Shui that I was doing when I first moved... that's about it.
3. Of all the fictional locations in books and cinema what dwelling or place would you must like to desire?
hmmmm.... I guess because I just saw Two Towers again, I have hobbits on the brain... I'd like to live in the shire with the hobbits. They are so darn cute! (did I ever tell you that I once dressed up as a hobbit when I was 9? hehehehe)
Bonus Question for comments: What Bad guy (or Bad Girl) has the ultimate lair of evil? Casanova Frankenstein from Mystery Men... that house kicked ass... and it had a disco room! lol
1. Are you happy with the place that you live at now? What is it like?
I love where I live now, it's a cute 3 bedroom townhouse. I love the city I live in also - I'm walking distance from a lake and that is very very cool.
2. Have there been anything that you are not pleased with your place that you have been putting of doing such as improvements and maintenance?
Hmmm... I need to finish my Feng Shui that I was doing when I first moved... that's about it.
3. Of all the fictional locations in books and cinema what dwelling or place would you must like to desire?
hmmmm.... I guess because I just saw Two Towers again, I have hobbits on the brain... I'd like to live in the shire with the hobbits. They are so darn cute! (did I ever tell you that I once dressed up as a hobbit when I was 9? hehehehe)
Bonus Question for comments: What Bad guy (or Bad Girl) has the ultimate lair of evil? Casanova Frankenstein from Mystery Men... that house kicked ass... and it had a disco room! lol
Wednesday, January 01, 2003
BOOK REVIEW!!! Desperation by Stephen King 
I can NOT belive I forgot to do a review on the last book I read. Desperation is kind of the companion book to The Regulators... I say kind of because it is, but it isn't. It has most of the same characters, but in different roles and the antagonist is the same but the circumstances are different. The actual 'hero' of the book is a different character... or should I say 'anti-hero'. I liked this novel much better than The Regulators. I'm glad I read The Regulators first though, I would have been sorely disapointed if I had read the better of the books first. Desperation was much scarier than the other book, and was much smoother in writing, it also explained the antagonist better, which was a major bonus... and made it a much scarier antagonist. There was one element of the book that was very surprising to me. The element of religion. I've read many Stephen King novels, by no means all of his novels though, and this is the FIRST novel that I have read of his that dealt with the concept of God like this. It was a major element in the book, and I was very impressed with how King handled putting this element in his novel, making it an important element in the novel and not being the least bit blasphemos. When I first hit the religious parts of the book, I really did expect there to be some inappropriate jab somewhere in the book, but there were none. I liked the way he handled it. And I was even a bit surprised by the ending of the novel. Good novel... worth reading.
I can NOT belive I forgot to do a review on the last book I read. Desperation is kind of the companion book to The Regulators... I say kind of because it is, but it isn't. It has most of the same characters, but in different roles and the antagonist is the same but the circumstances are different. The actual 'hero' of the book is a different character... or should I say 'anti-hero'. I liked this novel much better than The Regulators. I'm glad I read The Regulators first though, I would have been sorely disapointed if I had read the better of the books first. Desperation was much scarier than the other book, and was much smoother in writing, it also explained the antagonist better, which was a major bonus... and made it a much scarier antagonist. There was one element of the book that was very surprising to me. The element of religion. I've read many Stephen King novels, by no means all of his novels though, and this is the FIRST novel that I have read of his that dealt with the concept of God like this. It was a major element in the book, and I was very impressed with how King handled putting this element in his novel, making it an important element in the novel and not being the least bit blasphemos. When I first hit the religious parts of the book, I really did expect there to be some inappropriate jab somewhere in the book, but there were none. I liked the way he handled it. And I was even a bit surprised by the ending of the novel. Good novel... worth reading.
Television SUCKS!
So we finally get cable (against my better judgement... but hubby wanted it) and guess what.... there isn't shit to watch. It's New Years day and not a damn thing to watch... that sucks. I'm sitting here becoming a natural red head (clarol calling!) ;o)... ignoring the idiotic drivle spewing from my television... Sheesh... I pay how much a month for this shit?
Today I got the best most unexpected call! My cousin (yes cousin hottie) called, he and the family had just gotten home and he just wanted to call and see how things were going. It was great chatting with him.
WHERE IS EVERYONE??????
OK, seems that I am the only person who has absolutly nothing to do today and is writing in my blog.... I cleaned my house yesterday so I don't even have that to do... all the laundry is done... I guess I could dust, but that would only take about 15 minutes and I'd be here again... looking for some entertainment... or... maybe I could READ A BOOK! lol Speaking of books, I did the coolest thing yesterday.... my library books were due yesterday and hubby had a headache so he didn't want to take me to the library to turn them in... I wanted to keep one of them also... he tells me that I can recheck out my book over the phone... YES, they have an automated system that lets you recheck out your books! Damn that was cool. OK, I know that's not interesting... I'm trying... really.... ok... go back to your lives....I'll stop with the boreing shit... I think it's time to rinse anyway....
So we finally get cable (against my better judgement... but hubby wanted it) and guess what.... there isn't shit to watch. It's New Years day and not a damn thing to watch... that sucks. I'm sitting here becoming a natural red head (clarol calling!) ;o)... ignoring the idiotic drivle spewing from my television... Sheesh... I pay how much a month for this shit?
Today I got the best most unexpected call! My cousin (yes cousin hottie) called, he and the family had just gotten home and he just wanted to call and see how things were going. It was great chatting with him.
WHERE IS EVERYONE??????
OK, seems that I am the only person who has absolutly nothing to do today and is writing in my blog.... I cleaned my house yesterday so I don't even have that to do... all the laundry is done... I guess I could dust, but that would only take about 15 minutes and I'd be here again... looking for some entertainment... or... maybe I could READ A BOOK! lol Speaking of books, I did the coolest thing yesterday.... my library books were due yesterday and hubby had a headache so he didn't want to take me to the library to turn them in... I wanted to keep one of them also... he tells me that I can recheck out my book over the phone... YES, they have an automated system that lets you recheck out your books! Damn that was cool. OK, I know that's not interesting... I'm trying... really.... ok... go back to your lives....I'll stop with the boreing shit... I think it's time to rinse anyway....
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
So here it is, 2003.... Doesn't feel a day over 2002 ;o)
I've had a rather non eventful New Year.... We went to see Two Towers again today, and this idiot and his two idiot kids talked through the whole fucking movie. I was getting pissed, I kept shushing them as well as other people, but dumb fuck daddy didn't get it that the people around him had paid to see the movie not listen to his two kids ask questions about the movie. Sheesh... I was shocked that the daddy didn't have better sense or manners than that.
BUT... aside from that... I did discover that... the elf dude is hot, no matter how many times you see him on screen... as well as Argon... wooo-hooo!... Damn I do love a man who looks good in black leather. *sigh* .... mmmmmm...... *sigh*... oh, sorry, I was just having a few middle-earth fantasies. ;o)
I saw the trailer for Terminator 3. OMG! I can not wait for that movie! (yet another movie with a man who looks incredible in black leather) And saw the trailer for X-Men 2.... why? why? Why? did they make a sequel to that movie? X-Men was such a suck ass movie. And it really wasn't all that true to the comic books.... so WHY make another? Uggh.... I know, I know.... it all has to do with the $$$$.... sheesh... just for once I'd like them to make a movie for the content and not for the $$$$....
So here it is, 2003.... Doesn't feel a day over 2002 ;o)
I've had a rather non eventful New Year.... We went to see Two Towers again today, and this idiot and his two idiot kids talked through the whole fucking movie. I was getting pissed, I kept shushing them as well as other people, but dumb fuck daddy didn't get it that the people around him had paid to see the movie not listen to his two kids ask questions about the movie. Sheesh... I was shocked that the daddy didn't have better sense or manners than that.
BUT... aside from that... I did discover that... the elf dude is hot, no matter how many times you see him on screen... as well as Argon... wooo-hooo!... Damn I do love a man who looks good in black leather. *sigh* .... mmmmmm...... *sigh*... oh, sorry, I was just having a few middle-earth fantasies. ;o)
I saw the trailer for Terminator 3. OMG! I can not wait for that movie! (yet another movie with a man who looks incredible in black leather) And saw the trailer for X-Men 2.... why? why? Why? did they make a sequel to that movie? X-Men was such a suck ass movie. And it really wasn't all that true to the comic books.... so WHY make another? Uggh.... I know, I know.... it all has to do with the $$$$.... sheesh... just for once I'd like them to make a movie for the content and not for the $$$$....
Monday, December 30, 2002
Depends... Not Just For The Elderly...
This is so damn funny... One of my cousins... Cheryl... is a bit... um... er.. slow... anyway.. my cousin Johnathan spent the night at his best friends house the first night and some of the out of town people slept in his room. One being Cheryl who slept on his bed... well in the morning I heard some commotion as people were changing the sheets on Johnathan's bed. I hear from Shay that that Cheryl pissed in Johnathan's bed! and she was laughing her ass off.. saying that Johnathan would throw a fit when he found out... Now... Cheryl is not a little kid... she's 24!!!
So the rest of us, could not wait for Johnathan to get home so we could bust on him. We cooked up a plan on how to tell him, Bill had to be all serious and tell Johnathan with all of us around and act like he had to tell him something serious... it worked.. and we all busted up laughing. We kept fucking with Johnathan the rest of the time we were there about that...
Saturday night we were sitting around drinking - there wasn't many of us left by then, just Uncle Bill's kids and D and myself. So Bill decides he's not done fucking with Johnathan on this, and he says is going to pour a glass of water in Johnathans bed and wait for him to go to bed. OK so we all sit and wait for Johnathan to go to bed, but he's figured that we are going to do something to him and he won't go to bed before any of us... Shay and I go to bed first, then Bill and lastly D. Johnathan went into his room... then we heard him say "Awww Fuck!" hehehehe... He promised to get each and every one of us back for that. ;o)
This is so damn funny... One of my cousins... Cheryl... is a bit... um... er.. slow... anyway.. my cousin Johnathan spent the night at his best friends house the first night and some of the out of town people slept in his room. One being Cheryl who slept on his bed... well in the morning I heard some commotion as people were changing the sheets on Johnathan's bed. I hear from Shay that that Cheryl pissed in Johnathan's bed! and she was laughing her ass off.. saying that Johnathan would throw a fit when he found out... Now... Cheryl is not a little kid... she's 24!!!
So the rest of us, could not wait for Johnathan to get home so we could bust on him. We cooked up a plan on how to tell him, Bill had to be all serious and tell Johnathan with all of us around and act like he had to tell him something serious... it worked.. and we all busted up laughing. We kept fucking with Johnathan the rest of the time we were there about that...
Saturday night we were sitting around drinking - there wasn't many of us left by then, just Uncle Bill's kids and D and myself. So Bill decides he's not done fucking with Johnathan on this, and he says is going to pour a glass of water in Johnathans bed and wait for him to go to bed. OK so we all sit and wait for Johnathan to go to bed, but he's figured that we are going to do something to him and he won't go to bed before any of us... Shay and I go to bed first, then Bill and lastly D. Johnathan went into his room... then we heard him say "Awww Fuck!" hehehehe... He promised to get each and every one of us back for that. ;o)
I Gave Birth To A Cabbage Patch Doll!!!
No that's not some lame headline in a tabloid... it's the truth... My family saw my youngest and they all thought she looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.. infact thats what they call her, Cabbage Patch or Cabbage Patch Baby... it's a riot...
And YES, my baby does look like that. ;o)
No that's not some lame headline in a tabloid... it's the truth... My family saw my youngest and they all thought she looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.. infact thats what they call her, Cabbage Patch or Cabbage Patch Baby... it's a riot...
And YES, my baby does look like that. ;o)
Signs That Struck Us Funny...
Unfortunately we did not get pictures of most of these signs... but they were a riot (to us anyway...)
First one we saw was a huge yellow billboard for a restaraunt that said "J'eat Yet?" ... for some reason D and I thought that was a riot... we laughed and laughed... later we told our hot cousins about the sign... they smiled politely... then I turned to D and said "Ya know what makes this even funnier? They don't think this is funny at all!" We both burst out laughing... Yeah I know, been in the city to long.. we'll laugh at anything...
Another restaraunt billboard advertised a buffet with "All You Can Eat and More!" OK... so if it's all I can eat... where does the MORE part come in? At the point that you stop going up to get food, do they pack you a little to go box with dessert in it, mark it MORE?
YET another restaraunt billboard... this time advertising "Mesican Food"... I wonder if that's anything like Mexican food...
OK, they were funny to us.. it might have just been that we had been driving so damn long.... or maybe... they were just fucking funny!
Unfortunately we did not get pictures of most of these signs... but they were a riot (to us anyway...)
First one we saw was a huge yellow billboard for a restaraunt that said "J'eat Yet?" ... for some reason D and I thought that was a riot... we laughed and laughed... later we told our hot cousins about the sign... they smiled politely... then I turned to D and said "Ya know what makes this even funnier? They don't think this is funny at all!" We both burst out laughing... Yeah I know, been in the city to long.. we'll laugh at anything...
Another restaraunt billboard advertised a buffet with "All You Can Eat and More!" OK... so if it's all I can eat... where does the MORE part come in? At the point that you stop going up to get food, do they pack you a little to go box with dessert in it, mark it MORE?
YET another restaraunt billboard... this time advertising "Mesican Food"... I wonder if that's anything like Mexican food...
OK, they were funny to us.. it might have just been that we had been driving so damn long.... or maybe... they were just fucking funny!
Someone Pass Me Some Batteries... My Electric Cowboy Is Running Slow...
We saw this sign on the drive into Arkansas... I had to take a picture... I had all these inappropriate thoughts about what exactly an 'Electric Cowboy' is. I know what a BOB is (Battery Operated Boyfriend) hehehe... and I figured it was just another cute name for a VIBRATOR. I mean I do have a thing for men in Wranglers and boots... mmmmm.... (yeah I know... I need a smack... or to get some... one or the other... or... both!)
We saw this sign on the drive into Arkansas... I had to take a picture... I had all these inappropriate thoughts about what exactly an 'Electric Cowboy' is. I know what a BOB is (Battery Operated Boyfriend) hehehe... and I figured it was just another cute name for a VIBRATOR. I mean I do have a thing for men in Wranglers and boots... mmmmm.... (yeah I know... I need a smack... or to get some... one or the other... or... both!)
Kissing Cousins...;o)
So I hadn't seen my family in 12 years (yeah, yeah, I know.. I suck... *hehehehe* That's why I'm so popular though... ;o) My sister, my brother and myself are the oldest of the grand children - we are the original 3 lol. (yeah I was so damn spoiled by them) We are all in our 30's (me just barely! *snort*) and the rest are mid 20's and younger. So the last time I saw most of the cousins they were just little kids... My one cousin... Wild Bill, was the cutiest little boy, and he was trouble with a capital T but I just adored him. Well he's 24 now and he is just as cute. That's not supposed to happen... Your not supposed to see your cousins after several years and have then hot and sexy... That's supposed to happen to other people... But no... Wild Bill
and his brother Johnathan
are just adorable... I can't believe it, I have a crush on my cousin... but fuck, D has a crush on Johathan, so I don't feel so bad... we are going to hell for this... I know it.. but damn.. they are NOT supposed to have turned out to be hotties! Yeah, yeah, I know it's wrong... they are our cousins... but cut me some slack, we didn't grow up with them... and they look mighty fine in a pair of jeans ;o) (no really, they do.. ) Besides it's not like we would hook up even if we weren't cousins... I may be available but Bill is married and living in Arkansas (no jokes about Arkansas bitches!)... Oh well.. it's a cruel joke of fate... having hottie cousins... ;o)
So I hadn't seen my family in 12 years (yeah, yeah, I know.. I suck... *hehehehe* That's why I'm so popular though... ;o) My sister, my brother and myself are the oldest of the grand children - we are the original 3 lol. (yeah I was so damn spoiled by them) We are all in our 30's (me just barely! *snort*) and the rest are mid 20's and younger. So the last time I saw most of the cousins they were just little kids... My one cousin... Wild Bill, was the cutiest little boy, and he was trouble with a capital T but I just adored him. Well he's 24 now and he is just as cute. That's not supposed to happen... Your not supposed to see your cousins after several years and have then hot and sexy... That's supposed to happen to other people... But no... Wild Bill
and his brother Johnathan are just adorable... I can't believe it, I have a crush on my cousin... but fuck, D has a crush on Johathan, so I don't feel so bad... we are going to hell for this... I know it.. but damn.. they are NOT supposed to have turned out to be hotties! Yeah, yeah, I know it's wrong... they are our cousins... but cut me some slack, we didn't grow up with them... and they look mighty fine in a pair of jeans ;o) (no really, they do.. ) Besides it's not like we would hook up even if we weren't cousins... I may be available but Bill is married and living in Arkansas (no jokes about Arkansas bitches!)... Oh well.. it's a cruel joke of fate... having hottie cousins... ;o)
MONDAY....
Well I'm back! Did you miss me? (just lie to me and say you did)... OK, here's about the trip... I'm going to summarize it pretty quick... then I'll hit some of the other highlights in other posts...
DAMN! Driving to Arkansas - Northern Arkansas is a long ass drive from North Texas!!!!! We left out about 9 pm and got to our Uncle's house about 7 am on Friday morning. D was exhausted. We chatted with cousins we hadn't seen in years (12 years for me, 25 for D) and with cousins we had never met. The mood at Uncle Bill's house was very somber, it had not been a good morning, our Aunt Lisa had gotten a call that morning that her father had passed away. Damn... My oldest met my cousin Bill's daughter - who happens to be just 3 weeks younger than my oldest - and they became instant best buddies. It was soooo damn cute. They wanted to go out and play in the snow - it had snowed I think the day before, so there was a nice beautiful covering of snow for the kids to play in. My kids had never played in real snow before... we have had one 'snow' in N. Texas since my has been alive, but it wasn't even enough to even make a snow man out of... but we tried... (I have pictures to prove it!) and it all melted by the next day... So they were out there playing in the snow and throwing snow balls - it was adorable! I'm glad we let them out there to play then, the temperature started to rise as the day went on and by the end of the day it was really slushy... and muddy. D took a long nap in the afternoon... she needed on.. it was a fucking busy day for her.
Anyway... more people started to arrive, my dad was in town but not at my Uncle Bill's house, as daddy was pissed off at my Uncle Herbert because Uncle H had asked daddy to not smoke at the funeral home and my dad got his panties in a knot about that... sheesh... he can be such a stuborn ass some days... many days. Lots of people showed up at Uncle Bill's house. It was packed. We headed off to the funeral home for the viewing before the funeral, I saw my dad and his bitch... I mean wife... and Daddy had a couple of dolls for my girls for Christmas... the girls loved them. This was the first time my father had seen my 18 month old. I asked my dad how long he was going to stay in town and he told me he and his bi... I mean wife... were planning to leave as soon as the funeral was over... *sigh* so I tell D and she said "lay the guilt on him." so I do, I mention that he has never seen the baby, yadda, yadda, yadda, he says that he would stay but he can't really swing paying for another hotel room tonight. *sheesh* I tell D what he said, she gives me a $50 to give him and instructs me to continue the guilt. So I head off, I beg my dad to stay and spend some time with my kids... he starts to say no but I beg and give him sad puppy eyes and pout (I'm so good at that) so he says he will talk it over witht Bitch... er.. wife... and let me know.. Later daddy says that he will stay the night and we can bring the kids to the hotel room because he's NOT going to be anywhere his brother Herbert is. I don't even know what to say, I just walked away and told D, who got royaly pissed off, threw down her bag and headed off to have a few words with daddy. I spouted off to my Uncle Bill and was about to cry. D comes back in about 15 or 20 minutes, looking smug and tells me that Daddy is going to go appologize to Uncle Herbert and that he WILL be over after the funeral to spend time with my kids. hehehehe... apparently she threw a fit and bitched him out big time, then started to cry. Daddy could not take that... he said that he just could not handle her crying because she is the oldest... he can handle me crying because I'm the baby and my brother because he's... well... he just is... *snicker* so she won that. We had the funeral.. I won't go into that... it was very sad and very hard for my aunts and uncles. So after the funeral we are heading off to the cemetery for the grave side procession and someone had cut into the processional of cars, at the stop light they turned and the light changed, my Uncle John (read sad little stupid crack head) ran the light and hit someone elses car... Fuck... D was going to stop but I told her that Uncle John was fine, he was running his mouth, so just go on. (yeah I'm a bitch)... So we head off. Someone did stop and check on him. We wait at the cemetary for him to arrive.... I'm holding my youngest who is asleep now... and it's cold, and my arms are tired... about half an hour later, he shows up... now let me take a moment to explain something... all my uncles and aunts were seated ... that's all the seating that was set out... enough for the sons and daughters who were goign to show up and two chairs to be left empty for the two who could not attend... well Uncle Crack Head.. I mean John shows up with his latest bitch... er, ho... um... what is the word for it... oh... yeah.. stupid woman who's hooked up with a looser... and he sits in one chair, and bitch says "oh this must be for me" and sits down! Shit... what a moron... no one elses spouse was seated... what the fuck made her dumb ass think that she was supposed to sit? My uncles and father were PISSED... but the preacher started his thing and we couldn't do anything.. I think everyone was ready to LEAVE the cemetary by then. Oh yeah, my Uncle Crack Head's ex-wife showed up at the funeral and the grave side service... uninvited and unwanted.. that's a WHOLE other story that I may or may not go into at a later date.. it's so fucked up.
Back at Uncle Bills house we had a nice time with the cousins, although the house was so fucking full of people, I was about to go crazy.. I could not even find a place to sit... and my youngest was just charming the pants off everyone.. Anyway... we stayed until Sunday... and more happened... I'll cover some parts in other posts... the interesting parts that is... ;o) I'm sure your tired of hearing about me and my family by now.
Well I'm back! Did you miss me? (just lie to me and say you did)... OK, here's about the trip... I'm going to summarize it pretty quick... then I'll hit some of the other highlights in other posts...
DAMN! Driving to Arkansas - Northern Arkansas is a long ass drive from North Texas!!!!! We left out about 9 pm and got to our Uncle's house about 7 am on Friday morning. D was exhausted. We chatted with cousins we hadn't seen in years (12 years for me, 25 for D) and with cousins we had never met. The mood at Uncle Bill's house was very somber, it had not been a good morning, our Aunt Lisa had gotten a call that morning that her father had passed away. Damn... My oldest met my cousin Bill's daughter - who happens to be just 3 weeks younger than my oldest - and they became instant best buddies. It was soooo damn cute. They wanted to go out and play in the snow - it had snowed I think the day before, so there was a nice beautiful covering of snow for the kids to play in. My kids had never played in real snow before... we have had one 'snow' in N. Texas since my has been alive, but it wasn't even enough to even make a snow man out of... but we tried... (I have pictures to prove it!) and it all melted by the next day... So they were out there playing in the snow and throwing snow balls - it was adorable! I'm glad we let them out there to play then, the temperature started to rise as the day went on and by the end of the day it was really slushy... and muddy. D took a long nap in the afternoon... she needed on.. it was a fucking busy day for her.
Anyway... more people started to arrive, my dad was in town but not at my Uncle Bill's house, as daddy was pissed off at my Uncle Herbert because Uncle H had asked daddy to not smoke at the funeral home and my dad got his panties in a knot about that... sheesh... he can be such a stuborn ass some days... many days. Lots of people showed up at Uncle Bill's house. It was packed. We headed off to the funeral home for the viewing before the funeral, I saw my dad and his bitch... I mean wife... and Daddy had a couple of dolls for my girls for Christmas... the girls loved them. This was the first time my father had seen my 18 month old. I asked my dad how long he was going to stay in town and he told me he and his bi... I mean wife... were planning to leave as soon as the funeral was over... *sigh* so I tell D and she said "lay the guilt on him." so I do, I mention that he has never seen the baby, yadda, yadda, yadda, he says that he would stay but he can't really swing paying for another hotel room tonight. *sheesh* I tell D what he said, she gives me a $50 to give him and instructs me to continue the guilt. So I head off, I beg my dad to stay and spend some time with my kids... he starts to say no but I beg and give him sad puppy eyes and pout (I'm so good at that) so he says he will talk it over witht Bitch... er.. wife... and let me know.. Later daddy says that he will stay the night and we can bring the kids to the hotel room because he's NOT going to be anywhere his brother Herbert is. I don't even know what to say, I just walked away and told D, who got royaly pissed off, threw down her bag and headed off to have a few words with daddy. I spouted off to my Uncle Bill and was about to cry. D comes back in about 15 or 20 minutes, looking smug and tells me that Daddy is going to go appologize to Uncle Herbert and that he WILL be over after the funeral to spend time with my kids. hehehehe... apparently she threw a fit and bitched him out big time, then started to cry. Daddy could not take that... he said that he just could not handle her crying because she is the oldest... he can handle me crying because I'm the baby and my brother because he's... well... he just is... *snicker* so she won that. We had the funeral.. I won't go into that... it was very sad and very hard for my aunts and uncles. So after the funeral we are heading off to the cemetery for the grave side procession and someone had cut into the processional of cars, at the stop light they turned and the light changed, my Uncle John (read sad little stupid crack head) ran the light and hit someone elses car... Fuck... D was going to stop but I told her that Uncle John was fine, he was running his mouth, so just go on. (yeah I'm a bitch)... So we head off. Someone did stop and check on him. We wait at the cemetary for him to arrive.... I'm holding my youngest who is asleep now... and it's cold, and my arms are tired... about half an hour later, he shows up... now let me take a moment to explain something... all my uncles and aunts were seated ... that's all the seating that was set out... enough for the sons and daughters who were goign to show up and two chairs to be left empty for the two who could not attend... well Uncle Crack Head.. I mean John shows up with his latest bitch... er, ho... um... what is the word for it... oh... yeah.. stupid woman who's hooked up with a looser... and he sits in one chair, and bitch says "oh this must be for me" and sits down! Shit... what a moron... no one elses spouse was seated... what the fuck made her dumb ass think that she was supposed to sit? My uncles and father were PISSED... but the preacher started his thing and we couldn't do anything.. I think everyone was ready to LEAVE the cemetary by then. Oh yeah, my Uncle Crack Head's ex-wife showed up at the funeral and the grave side service... uninvited and unwanted.. that's a WHOLE other story that I may or may not go into at a later date.. it's so fucked up.
Back at Uncle Bills house we had a nice time with the cousins, although the house was so fucking full of people, I was about to go crazy.. I could not even find a place to sit... and my youngest was just charming the pants off everyone.. Anyway... we stayed until Sunday... and more happened... I'll cover some parts in other posts... the interesting parts that is... ;o) I'm sure your tired of hearing about me and my family by now.
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