Pink Pussy Cake


Well what else did you think it would be? You perverts.

Divinyls lyrics - I Touch Myself

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

I, I, I, I, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
Oh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself

I touch myself (7x)
I honestly do
I touch myself (3x)
I honestly do
I touch myself...



I love that song. It's a good thing I have rechargeable batteries.

Insane Kids

Apparently my offspring were unbelieving that I actually BREAST FED them. While in a store I assured them that yes I did breast feed them. They continued to debate and then we walk right past a display of bottle nipples. Super Girl is trying to convince Cabbage Patch of the whole breast feeding so she points to the rubber nipples and says "She fed you from her boobs with these on." I said "Ah, no. I didn't." Super Girl looked at me incredulously and I explain that I didn't need any extra equipment to breast feed, that the boobs built to do the job. I think I may have scared my child for life.

Things That Do Suck

My NEW vacuum cleaner. YAY! It was CHEAP too! Woohoo! Bagless even.

Cake

I'm so damn tired of making this cake. I may tell people that I've retired this design and I'll never fucking make it again once it's December. Of course, I won't really, but I WANT to.

Look how CRAPTACULAR this cake is. I totally fucked up the writing and I was to damn tired and uncaring to redo it.

Tired now. Going to bed.

Things That Don't Suck

My job - it's so fucking cool. I spend most of my day just making pretty things that make people happy. It's gotta be kind of like being one of Santa's elves except without the reindeer crap.

My casa being nice and clean STILL! WOOHOO!

Hanukkah being sooooooo soon! I even dug out all my menorahs and candles.

Silence - halle-fucking-lujah, the kids are in bed and asleep! I think Cabbage Patch smoked a crack rock this afternoon because she talked NOT STOP right up until bed. It was insane, many times she was carrying on a conversation with the voices in her head.

Tamales for dinner - probably not Kosher, but I'm using a military attitude with them - Don't Ask, Don't Tell. They were TASTY.

My vacuum cleaner. No really it's not sucking. I fucking broke it tonight. (and technically it still does suck, the brush just doesn't turn anymore) I managed to snap two brand new belts that I put on. I'm not sure what the deal is, but I have the feeling that the only way to FIX this issue is to purchase a NEW vacuum. Ahhh yay me, now I know what I'm getting for Hanukkah.

Getting to play Call of Cthulhu last night. That was so fucking cool! And with Sarge which only made that much more AWESOME.

And the second most not sucking thing of the day... These CAKES! (Sorry the game stuff still rates the highest)


My Little Pony! Sheesh this is so freaking cute my brain almost exploded! I totally love it!


This, I have no idea what that stands for. AND that my dear Internet friends is where you come in, I'd appreciate you all commenting on what you think the acronyms stand for (please don't strain your Googling muscles trying to find the ACTUAL meaning, I just want you to reach deep within your depraved little minds and give meaning to those letters).

Okay, I'm off to bed now, I have to open the bakery, make 4 full sheet cakes AND get our delivery of 33 boxes tomorrow! Woohoo! Fun times.

Geektacular Evening

Just got back from playing CoC with Sarge and his group. It was so AWESOME! (CoC is my FAVORITE game EVAH!) Can it get any better? No... well maybe if I'd had multiple orgasms every time I rolled the dice or if Vin Diesel suddenly appeared on the table and gave me a lap dance... But... yeah, it was so great!!

And now... CAKE!

I'm not sure why the cake look blue because it's actually purple. The roses on top are lightly airbrushed purple. Maybe it won't sell and I'll be one of my display cakes!