Insane Kids

Apparently my offspring were unbelieving that I actually BREAST FED them. While in a store I assured them that yes I did breast feed them. They continued to debate and then we walk right past a display of bottle nipples. Super Girl is trying to convince Cabbage Patch of the whole breast feeding so she points to the rubber nipples and says "She fed you from her boobs with these on." I said "Ah, no. I didn't." Super Girl looked at me incredulously and I explain that I didn't need any extra equipment to breast feed, that the boobs built to do the job. I think I may have scared my child for life.