Weekend

No time to update - incredibly busy with work... er.. I mean Antonio, my fabulously sexy (imaginary) boyfriend... Will update later! Ta-ta!

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Net Worth

I just had my soul valued, here are the results:

Your soul is worth £22416. For your peace of mind, 43% of people have a purer soul than you.

Go see what yours is worth WWYS®

At the end put in an e-mail addy for a friend, then the message "Did you know that you can increase the purity of your soul by purchasing one simple product?", click on the link - the music is very cool.

Memories

I just had the oddest memory. I was looking at some cool hippy jewlery and I saw this sterling silver orb pendant and it reminded me of one my mother had. It made and odd ringing-jingling sound when you shook it. She would giggle like a 2 year old when she shook it. Mom gave D & I most of her jewlery shortly before she died, but I don't know where that ended up.

Update
My sister's comment just reminded me that mom used to call that orb her HAPPINESS! She loved that so much, I think that's a perfect name for it.

The Name Game

Since I've made the decision that I'm going to embark on a fictitious relationship with an imaginary man, it's time to flesh things out so to speak! I've never had an imaginary boyfriend so I'm going to need some help from ya'll with all this. First things first, he needs a name. I want an interesting manly slightly exotic name. Names I will not consider because I know people who DO have those names: Paul (he's a jerk), John (he's an ass), Scott (he's my nephew), Ted (relative), Todd (ex-boss & asshole), Bob (sister's exhusband), Peter (dear friend who's like a brother), Chad (jerk), Stewart (pussy)...

Names I might consider... Mike - I have two friends named Mike, one is super hot and I'd do him the other is like a brother so that would just be sick... Also I've had 3 lovers named Mike one was a fabulous lover, one sucked and the other could have been better, Dave - I've known several Daves, most were great guys, Anthony - I like the it - makes me think of hot Mafia men.

Next my fake boyfriend needs a profession. Something good, enviable but not too good. Nothing boring but nothing to dangerous. I've gone out with my share of executives, sales men and investment bankers so none of them. Something where he has to wear a suit a few times a week and he has to look devastatingly handsome yet stylish. Something that requires him to travel occasionally but not all the time - oh yeah and he has to be making big bucks - who else would be bank rolling this virtual vacation? ;o)

Bizarre News

This story gave me a giggle. Penis snatcher... hehehehe.... Sounds like a porn title.

Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten to Death
2 hours, 8 minutes ago

Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

BANJUL (Reuters) - A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia on Thursday, police said.



A police spokesman told Reuters that Baba Jallow was killed by about 10 people in the town of Serekunda, nine miles from the capital Banjul.

Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure.

The police spokesman said many men in Serekunda were now afraid to shake hands, and he urged people not to believe reports of "vanishing" genitals. Belief in sorcery is widespread in West Africa.

Seven alleged penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs in Ghana in 1997.

Vacation Time!

I've been whining for at least a year about how I need a vacation. Circumstances always get in the way - mostly my general lack of MONEY. Lately several of the people who keep blogs that I read have gone on VACATION - the bastards! (no really, I'm not jealous, why do you ask?) I've decided that it's MY TIME now. I WILL TAKE a vacation - a well thought out and planned VACATION. And it will be EVERYTHING a vacation should be - fun, sun, parties and men. You may be wondering HOW I will manage to take a fabulous vacation - it's simple, I'm going to take it in my crazy little head. Yup, you read that right, it's all going to be made up - a virtual vacation if you will. I'm going to plan it and write about all the adventures there, then I'm going to (pretend to) leave on said vacation and I'll even have (fake) vacation photos to go with it - I think I might even take my (imaginary) fabulous and sexy boyfriend with me. I'll make sure to take my lap top (not real one) with me so I can update this site.

So... Any suggestions where I should go?

Shaddap Already

I had this post in mind, an angry post about all the things I"m irritated or pissed about (and believe me that could drag on for pages and pages), but then... I read all the blogs I usually read and a couple I don't usually read and I thought "Enough! Shut the hell up already!" I'm in no mood to hear (read) anyone else rant about anything, hell I don't even want to hear myself rant! I've had enough political griping, relationship moaning and general bitching for one day... Maybe even for the week. Is it possible for people to have a pleasant thought? To post a positive note? Maybe be funny? Life is to short to stand around bitching so much.

Total Honesty

Ya know, the best part of having a man pull the "Let's Just Be Friends" bullshit is that I can be totally brutally fucking honest with them now. No more trying to make a good impression. No more holding my tongue when I really want to point out how freaking stupid something is. Yeah I'm a bitch.

Just In Time For Halloween

I found this site Awful Plastic Surgery last week, I can't for the life of me remember where I found it, but I have been constantly amused by it. Go, it will creep you out as much as it will amuse you.

Kitty Dress-Up



This site will put any of my past efforts of dressing up my cats to absolute shame (although I think the real ones who felt the same were the cats...)... I MUST try harder now!!!! Thanks Jake 8bitjoystick for the site! I laughed heartily!

The Bucket Has Been Kicked

Aegir passed away quietly today sometime after noon. It appears he died of natural causes, no autopsy will be preformed as that would just be disgusting. A burial at sea was preformed this evening just after 8 pm. All of Aegir's tank mates appear to be greiving and in shock and have had no comment.

Aegir, you will be missed.

August


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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I am August! My Birthday is in August - This fits so well.

Dead Fish Swimming

Damn it! One of my fish is doing poorly - one of my newest fish also! Aegir is not likely to be alive by tomorrow. I'm sad. I liked him. Super Girl is sad also - she stood at the tank and shouted for him to get better. hehehehe... *sigh* and of all days... Yom Kippur. Great one more thing to feel guilty about - fish death.

Anyway - plenty happened this weekend, don't feel like writing about it because it kind of SUCKED! Maybe tonight will be better (I won't get hopelessly lost and not be able to hook up with my Sancho)

Today is Yom Kippur , so this is pretty much going to be my only entry today as I will be spending the rest of today in prayer, fasting and reading scripture (and of course chasing after the little people). Peace to all - May you be written in for a good year!