Magic!

Favorite conversation tonight between me and The Bear, who has G-NORMOUS BOOBS.

Bear: I tried on this dress at David's Bridal today and it made my boobs disapear.
Me: No fucking way, I don't believe it.
Bear: Really. I looked like I had no boobs.
Me: What, did you go to David Copperfield's Bridal to make that happen? 'Cuz you know, he made that statue of liberty disapear so maybe he could make your boobs disapear.


Stop smoking crack Bear, not even he could make them disapear! Hell if he could do that, I'd pay him to make my ass disapear.