Because I Said So!
Ah the joys of being a parent. Such interesting things would not be said if I had not birthed the Tiny Terrorists.
"Cabbage Patch! Stop talking to the voices in your head and GET DRESSED NOW!" *said to unclad child singing and dancing on my bed while watching herself in my vanity mirror.* At least they've stopped dancing around the end pole on my foot board like all too young pole dancers. *shudder*
"Why do you have to wear a jacket? Because it's cold. I'm cold and if I'm cold you have to wear a jacket. End of story."