Most Inappropriate Statement...
A coworker of mine was telling about when her daughter had her baby this weekend. I just have to share one thing she told me because I almost fell over laughing.
Her: I lifted up the blanket to check and then I looked at Melanie* and said "Melanie, I thought you shaved!" and then she said "I do mom!" Then I realized the baby was crowing, but for a second I thought "My goodness the doctors going to have a hard time finding the baby through all that hair."
*name changed to protect myself from getting my ass kicked if they were to see this. ;)