Shit That Only Happens To Me
The conversation just now happened:
Me, standing in the bathroom putting my makeup away. Cabbage Patch, in my bedroom talking to me.
Cabbage Patch: Mom, what is this called? It looks cool.
Me, turning to see her holding my camo print vibrator: *sputter* Uh..ah.. Stay out of my drawer! *snatching vib out of her hand*
Cabbage Patch: Yes ma’am.