Friday, August 10, 2007

Shit That Only Happens To Me

The conversation just now happened:

Me, standing in the bathroom putting my makeup away. Cabbage Patch, in my bedroom talking to me.

Cabbage Patch: Mom, what is this called? It looks cool.

Me, turning to see her holding my camo print vibrator: *sputter* Uh..ah.. Stay out of my drawer! *snatching vib out of her hand*

Cabbage Patch: Yes ma’am.

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