Shoe Talk

Super Girl: Mamma, who first made shoes?
Me: I don't know. Finish getting dressed.
Super Girl: I think maybe the Indians made shoes.
Me: Probably further back than that.
*K coming down the stairs*
Super Girl: Dad, who first made shoes?
K: Elves.

*moments later*
Cabbage Patch: I can't find socks! Where are all the socks?!?!?!
Me: Elves...