Sunday, April 20, 2008

I'm a Freak Magnet

Today I got the creepiest e-mail today. It was a member contact from a web site I completely forgot I was a member of and never go to. His email said... here, just read it:


I'm male, 64, 6'4", 275 lbs, white, live and work in (insert city close to where I live). Like to role play insest and much more. Have fantasy about my Aunt and about Mother Son and Father Daughter. Will host in motel since wife is not aware of my role play. Email me if interested and I will send my pic. I have large breasts for a man and they are very sensitive especially the nipples which get very hard. 7" penis and long lasting. Like to spend 3 or 4 hours together.


All I can say is EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I wanted to e-mail him back and tell that I have a wonderful man in my life. And also tell him he is a sick fuck and I'd never get desperate enough to fuck the likes of him - even if all my batteries died simultaneously. Just the thought of big old man titties makes me cringe.

Then I realized what a waste of time that would be. This web site only has that I am a member and I'm female in Texas, my user name is far different than anything else I use. Meaning this poor sick bastard probably sent this e-mail to every other female member in hopes that his big boy titties and 7" everlasting penis will lure some woman into a steamy rendezvous in the local Motel 6. I have the strong feeling that the $35.99 he's earmarked for motel expenses will end up being used to buy a lot of lube and porn for some solo experiences.

Good luck to you pervert, but don't e-mail me again.

PS - no the website isn't a kinky sex site, it's a literature site. So hey he's at least semi-educated, still a pervert.

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