A Little Something Extra With My Coffee

So my kid says to me 'What's tomorrow?', I say Thursday, she says 'Wow, thats your birthday!' I say 'Yes." She says 'How old will you be?', I say '34' she says 'Wow! That's a lot! You're going to be OLD!' Yes, thank you very much child I bore.

Somehow I get the feeling my mother is laughing. Happy Birthday to me.