An inebriated gay man telling me how FABULOUS my hair is, which he can NOT keep his hands off and continues to PET my hair several times more than is polite in public – nearly to the point of me turning and saying “Say… you keep doing that I’m going to start to suspect you’re really straight.”
Same above mentioned inebriated gay man telling me (and everyone else in the café) that my hair is fabulous, just a fabulous STRAWBERRY BLOND. Not so much.
Again the fore mentioned inebriated gay man leaning over to me to stage whisper ask if I had coke, then when I and La SEG both said no, to stage whisper (loud enough for half of the café to hear) ask the next table if they had coke and to hear the gay men at that table suggest he ask a drag queen because they don’t have any.
What can I say, the inebriated gay man left quite the impression, after one of his hair petting moments he commented how fabulous it was, what a great color it was and asked who did, to which I replied I did it and he announced to the café that “White girls know how to do their hair!” Who can argue with that?
And people wonder why we insist on going to the gay Café Brazil, this kind of shit never happens at the Waffle House!
Kitty Porn
Well this WAS supposed to be a cool Yin/Yang cat thing that they were doing but as soon as I broke out the camera to take their phot, the damn cats decided to look at me and smile so the shot kind of looks like they were caught in a romantic snuggle.
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