Friday, August 18, 2006

Things People Say...

I was their bitch for 18 years.

"If you are looking for a little Muppet action later, give me a call, I'm your girl."

I used to have a bunch of them (evening gowns) but I gave them away to a drag queen a few years ago.

"I'll sniff you and then people will TOTALLY be like 'No, no see, I told you they where lesbians!'"

Is it me or do cribs look like little jails?

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