I Can Have Smarts?


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Oh, yes I can. ;)

Things Are Good

I've had the best day EVAH. In no particular order...

I got a perfect cup of coffee and let the Tiny Terrorists get Slurpees - for breakfast.

I had a lot of pizza for lunch.

I spent the afternoon with four kids playing Rock Band.

At no time was I even remotely tempted to sell ANY of the kids on Ebay and instead wished they were all mine (not just the two I arrived there with).

Washed someone else's dishes.

Got a few precious moments to spend talking to an amazing man.

Went to the doctor.

Yanked the ex's chain for a few minutes.

Got the best hugs in the whole world.

Discussed a December wedding and all the fabulous stuff I could do to make it AWESOME.

Discussed our upcoming vacation weekend with the Tiny Terrorists.

Found a $50 gift card and took the Tiny Terrorists shopping (the shopping was planned all week, the gift card was a nice surprise).

Spent $42 on outfits for me and the girls (mostly them) and $8 on dinner.

Saw the CUTEST TINY dog and thought of D.

Laughed and laughed and laughed and smiled.

Wished it didn't have to end.

Cakes Even Your Mother Would Love

Mother's Day cakes... a little late. This one ended up being bought for a birthday though.
Got this design from a tattoo. Loved this one, didn't sell though.
This was an order. Apparently the mom is a wine snob... or she is a wino... whatever. I went with Merlot on the bottle instead of MD20/20 just to be safe.

Wedding Cakes

Back To Cake

Murder

This past weekend Sarge and I drove up to Guthrie, OK for a Murder Mystery. It was so damn awesome! We got to dress up in 40's clothes (he looked so dashing!), eat god food, try to figure out a murder with a group of somewhat drunk people and stay and a fabulous bed and breakfast. THEN on the way back, we stopped off in Pauls Valley to see the Toy and Action Figure Museum. It kicked ASS!

The Stone Lion Inn - So fabulous.

Shady attorney Randall Fairgate and his insanely jealous wife Jane.

The mural of the Egyptian God Smutt as he presents the pharaoh his gift of Viagra.

The DC characters in action figure form. So. Fucking. Cool.

Oh yeah... I cut my hair.

Cute isn't it?

I'd write more and catch up on things since my last post the beginning of February, but i have to get ready for work now!

Late Valentine's Cake




Just late posting. My favorite Valentine's cake. It was for a little kid school party.

What Did She Say?

Cabbage Patch was just reading nursery rhymes out loud.

Her: Hot cow buns, hot cow buns, one, two, three...
Me: What? Hot COW buns?
Her: *ignoring me* Hot cow buns, hot cow buns..
Me: Hot CROSS buns, not hot COW buns!

Holiday Confusion

Cabbage Patch: Only one person didn't do Valentine's Day.
Super Girl: Who?
CP: Matthew.
Super Girl: Why?
CP: Because his parents don't want him to.
Me: It's because of his religion.
CP: What?
Me: Like how we don't celebrate Christmas and Easter.
CP: We celebrate Easter!
Me: No, no we don't. Your dad does.
SG: I celebrate Groundhog Day!
Me: ....

Totally Worth It

Paying other people to run the birthday party. The kids had a fab time, the grown ups had a great time and I didn't have to do anything other than show up with cake (and money). Yay for gay party planners who do everything!

Why I Rock

Because two days before a wedding someone can book me to make THIS: And I make it happen even though today is Valentine's day (busiest day of the year).

Seriously... who books a 4 tiered cake that feeds 134 people with two days notice? Who?

A two day notice for a wedding cake should be THIS:
People are crazy.

Happy Birthday Super Girl!

Holy shit! I have a 10 year old!

VD Surprise



It's a candle! So damn cute! Such a sweet surprise. I love it!

(Sicko, you thought it was something that would require antibiotics!)

Things That Make Me Laugh

Cabbage Patch said she wanted to be a tattoo artist when she grows up.

Cabbage Patch has to do a project for Black History Month. One of the people on the list of notable African Americans is RuPaul. I didn't take any convincing to get her to decide on RuPaul as her subject. I'm thoroughly impressed that her teacher would include RuPaul on the list.

Extended Hours

I worked forEVER today. Really. It was forever. Infact I think I'm still at work and I just THINK I'm home. The worst part is that I didn't finish everything. Man it was a busy day. HUGE shipment of product. Bad weather blowing in spurring many people on to SHOP for groceries. I even left a cake undone. I just had to leave, it was 2 hours past when I was supposed to get off work. 2 hours. Tomorrow is a day off for me, but I'm going to go in to do that damn cake. Gah!

And bad weather... blowing through now. Just heard the thunder. Listening to the weather on the TV now. Have had calls from Sarge and K tonight alerting me to tornado warnings in my area. *sigh* Gotta love those men. Ah! Tornado warning cancled for my area. And.... the tornado sirens just went off...

Hair Change

One Week To Go

Super Girl's 10th birthday party. I'm just now starting to get stressed. How awesome is that? I'm a bit of a control freak in the party area. This year I'm paying for the party AT a place, like I did with her sister's party this past year. It was super easy and yet super hard. Easy because I just throw money at this place to make it happen all I have to do is show up with cake and children. Hard because I have to give up control on this and THAT is making me a little MENTAL. I know, I know, get the fuck over it. I'm trying!

Rude?

One mom RSVP'd for her child today and then asked if her older daughter could come along. I honestly didn't know what to say so I just said yes. I've been that kid who's sister went to the party and I got to stay home, I lived yes, but I kind of felt left out. I don't EVER do this when the Tiny Terrorists get invitations, just seems pushy and rude. Just weird.

Hair Color and Stuffed Olives

I colored my hair... really, really dark brown with burgundy over. And cut bangs in. I really like it. Though it still shocks me every time I see myself in the mirror.

I ate 10 or so stuffed olives tonight. Some with garlic, others with jalapenos. mmmmmmm.

BSG

Holy shit! Un-fucking-believable! Damn I wish it wasn't ending.