Straight Talk on Gay TV

Hubby and I have found a new program to be addicted to. Queer Eye For The Straight Guy . Of course he wanted to watch it being gay and all… I think mostly so he could pick up some fashion tips – he most definitely does NOT dress like a gay man… hell if not for me he’d still be depending on Garanimals to match his clothes! Anyway we caught it the first night it was on and it was a riot! OMG! It makes me miss my hair fairy so much. I miss the catty venomous comments about people he used to whisper to me. I miss the backwards complements he used to give. *sigh * Enough of that, back to the show. The clothing fag gets on my nerves at times – he is SOOOOOO gay and some of the fashion items he picks are total shit – for instance the last show he put together the absolute crappiest outfits for this guy – YUCK ! And one thing I’m consistently left wondering about, WHY is he continually putting these guys in baggy assed jeans? I mean he’s GAY and most GAY men I know are ass men (get your mind out of the damn gutter! I DON’T mean it like THAT! I just mean they all loved the sight of a man with a nice shapely ass wearing pants that fit enough that you could see the shape of the ass.) The hair fairy kind of confuses me – he’s very very cute (isn’t that ALWAYS the case? The best looking men are always batting for the other team – all the ones you WISH would be gay are always straight begging you for sex… sheesh) at times he’s butch and at other times he is a flaming queen. Seems the ONLY thing he really does is take the guy to get a hair cut, clean the bathroom and tell the guy how to shave. Then one of my favorites – the decorating diva – he’s fabulous. He does absolute MAGIC! I want him to be my second best friend! He doesn’t really have the GAY look (like clothing fag and hair fairy do), but he does act gay, but not really over the top. The music boy doesn’t seem like he really has much of a role in the show – I mean until the end when they are all in the room watching what is going on – then he has an equal role in criticizing and celebrating the evenings events. I saved the best for last… the cooking queen. I love him. I’d marry him… even knowing he’s gay. He’s not bad looking, but I bet he could work magic in the kitchen (and he’d have to if I were to marry him, hell if I wasn’t getting satisfied in the bedroom I’d sure as hell be satisfied in the kitchen). He’s so NOT gay. I mean I’m SURE he IS gay, he’s on this GAY show so he has to be gay, but he has no gay mannerisms at all. This is the man I want as my best best friend.

The show kicks major ass. I love it. Even when I hate what they are doing – I have to watch and see how it turns out. This past week the clothing fairy had the funniest put down for the straight guys girlfriend - two snaps up for that one! It’s a good thing she couldn’t hear him – she looked like she could take him easily! I would LOVE/HATE to spend the day with these guys. Love it because I’m sure we would have a blast, hate it because I KNOW that as soon as the door was closed behind me they would start dis’ing me! Bitches!

*disclaimer *: none of the terms used to describe the men, their looks, their dress, their mannerisms or their actions are meant in a derogatory way. I have a gay husband and he’s told me it’s ok to say gay, fag, queer, queen and flamer (so I’ve been given permission so to speak – na-na-na) AND I’ve know and loved (again – get your mind out of the gay porn area… I mean that in a platonic way – only one gay man have I LOVED LOVED… wait… scratch that… someone once told me that one of my ex-men turned gay… then there was that guy I dated in HS… he’s gay.. in the closet gay… So… three gays I’ve LOVED LOVED – all men, no kitty licking in my past…not that there’s anything wrong with that… I guess I just haven’t met the right woman for that… hehehe… and she’d have to be a HE… um…. Anyway… I’m not bashing gays, so don’t even start with me.