Cosmically Wrong

I have to laugh at this - this was my horoscope for today:
Leo
Horoscope (by Astrocenter.com)
Some unexpected phone calls from friends or colleagues could bring you some wonderful news today, dear Leo. A serendipitous lucky break could end the logjam that has held up the attainment of all your hopes and dreams. Love, money, success in your career and personal development - all seem to be falling into place at once. You might spend much of the day walking around in a daze, trying to take it all in. Relax and stay focused. You're on your way!

heh... 'serendipitous lucky break' my ass.