Maybe I Have A Concusion

As many of you do, I often wonder where the crap I write/say comes from. Like what the hell is up with me that I would write/say that...

Just had this conversation

Me: So I was wearing my DORK shirt yesterday
Me: and someone came up to me yesterday and said
Me: "You're not a DORK."
Me: I'm all like 'Well maybe I am." And I'm thinking 'how do you know? I might be THE QUEEN DORK of this city, hell this STATE even. You don't know me.'
Her: hahahha
Her: that is funny
Me: I might have been arested and wearing this shirt might be part of my probation
Me: some people

Maybe my mother drank a lot while pregnant with me.