Tuesday, August 02, 2005

You Might Be A Nazi If...

I just took this test, it made me laugh.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values
and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind
Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.




One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is
that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism.
Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took
this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the
doubt.


Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the
beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was
brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible
you could be one of them, depending on your age.



Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 59% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 51% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 75% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid


And this is funny to me also...

the Ham
(39% dark, 47% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT




Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties
and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with
corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for
your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and
popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly
good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in
this sarcastic world.


PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 20% on dark
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You scored higher than 60% on spontaneous
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You scored higher than 60% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

hehehe.... me a ham... and I'm a Jew.

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