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You people, *tisk* *tisk* *tisk* I am shocked that my situation with DVD Guy has gotten so much attention. The hits on my site DOUBLED yesterday! DOUBLED! AND the suggestions on what to do to bag DVD Guy, well they doubled also (perverts, most of you are still stuck on me grabbing this guys cock... but, ya know... the more I hear it, the more I like that one).

My dear, recently sheared friend Mike called last night under the guise of just chatting but really just to see if he could guess who DVD Guy is. He guessed it was Mansicle Neighbor and I told him NO, if it HAD of been Mansicle Neighbor I would have been over there to borrow a cup of cock LONG before now... that is if he DIDN'T have a freaking wife (one who was just waiting to hear of her start date for the FBI so you know this woman knows of at least 600 ways that she could kill me with a popsicle stick). But NO it's not Mansicle Neighbor (damn it!). Mike kindly offered to go tell DVD Guy if I needed him to. hehehe... I'm considering it. ;o)
Of course he's the only person not suggesting I grab DVD Guy's cock but he did say that since DVD Guy is a GUY he's utterly oblivious and I'm going to have to actually do something. *sigh* Then he said some shit about how cute it was that I got all tongue tied over this guy. Yeah, whatever.

Kids...

Yesterday I had this conversation with Cabbage Patch:

ME: You need to get dressed.
Her: Nooooooooooooo! I wanna stay NAKED! (runs around in circles)
ME: Well you could at least turn your underware around so it's not on backwards.
Her: Nooooooo! I NAKED! (runs upstairs flapping like a bird)

The naked thing was in the afternoon after a morning of her wearing a cheesy cheap Halloween Princess costume complete with a crown.

Oh, and the title.. it obviously has nothing to do with this post. It's the title of some porn movie, I think I'll use porn titles for my posts titles for a while.

Anyway, I need to go drink several more cups of coffee.