Men… I’ll never understand them.

Why is it that some men get all interested in you until you start being interested in them but if you show any interest in a different man they are all over you again? Then there are the men who are only interested in finding out if you’re a good fuck and if you are hey, they might call you when their dick is lonely again. Or the other kind of man who is mainly interested in finding out if you’re a good fuck AND if he can stand to be around you for any length of time because his biological parents are asking him when he’s going to settle down and get married, or better yet the man who is desperate to get married because he feels his biological clock is ticking away and if he doesn’t hook a wife now he’ll be alone for the rest of his life. Now my question is ‘WHERE ARE ALL THE NORMAL MEN?!!??!’ You know, the ones that aren’t playing head games and who want more than just sex. The only men I know who are like that are either already married or live hundreds of miles away. Sheesh… I should just buy a heavy duty plug in vibrator and large selection of porn and forget about men.