Monday Is No Funday

Fuck, why do I always have so much cleaning to do on Monday's?

K enjoyed his gay birthday. The cake was good. We had barbecue for dinner. I didn't buy him a present for his birthday though. I am a broke dick so I can't afford anything. I did however steal a present for him. I stole a magazine from the waiting area at the hospital. It was over a year old and it had a lovely shirtless picture of Mike Modano on it. Yummy. He liked that.

Sheesh... I have laundry to do. ick.