My vast fortune was expanded today while putting clothing in the dryer. At the bottom of the washing machine I found several valuable coins ($.80 to be exact)! I was like finding a pirates treasure! Being a smart woman I decided a fortune like that needed to be stashed away quickly before caught wind of my vast fortune and decided to make it their vast fortune. I quickly hid my fortune with the rest of my fortune. (that would be under the sofa cushins and at the bottom of my purse)
Well I'm off in search of more treasure! (off to do more laundry that is, I'm sure there will be more coinage in the washer and dryer by the end of the day)
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