Fun For Me!

What a great fucking day it's been so far! I've had the fabulous opportunity to clean the kitchen before ever making breakfast, done two loads of laundry and NOW I get to go mop up the water on the bathroom floor which is there because Cabbage patch over flowed the toilet. I love my fucking life. I love my fucking life. I love my fucking life.

Well I'm off to clean my bathroom before I get to cleaning the rest of this pig sty since we have people over tomorrow. If any of you REALLY love me, you'll consider taking up a collection for a MAID for me... or maybe just a collection so I can get some of those $15 boobs.

Now to go call on the gods of cleaning, Clorox and Lysol.