Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

So Super Girl just says - to her sister who keeps jumping on her - "Stay away! I got gas!"

Earlier this morning Super Girl brought me a lovely collage of paper and crayon and told me everything it was. Right after Cabbage Patch comes up with a mass of paper scraps and glue and says "Look what I did?" I ask what it is and with a huge smile she says "Paper!"