What-gasms?

I got this in an e-mail off one of my groups. Quite funny to me.

how many orgasms have you had?


Sex in a boat -- oar-gasms.
Sex with a nerd -- dork-gasms. (Done that!)
Sex at the entrance to your house -- door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum -- floor-gasms. (carpet burns suck though!)
Sex at the supermarket -- store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute -- whore-gasms.
Sex with an accountant -- bore-gasms. (Bwhahahaha! Ain't that the truth!)
Sex while sleeping -- snore-gasms.
Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
Sex while broke -- poor-gasms. (That's me)
Sex with a lion -- roar-gasms. (Me again!)
Sex for hours and hours on end -- sore-gasms. (Yes, but it was FUN!)
Sex on a golf course -- fore-gasms. (what about a tennis court?)
Sex with a nymphomaniac -- more-gasms. (no comment)
Sex in a gold mine -- ore-gasms.
Sex with a dermatologist -- pore-gasms.
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers -- s'more-gasms. (kinky...)
Sex with a bullfighter -- toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword -- zorro-gasms.
Sex on the beach -- shore-gasms.
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet -- smorgasbord-gasms.
Sex on a cruise ship deck -- shuffleboard-gasms.
Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.
Sex among the wonders of nature -- outdoor-gasms. (Always fun to find the leaves and grass in strange places the next morning)
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can -- odor-gasms.
Sex on the way to the train -- 'All Aboard'-gasms. (HAHAHAHA!)
Sex that wasn't very satisfying -- 'There's the door'-gasms. (Been there to many times)
Sex in an adult theater -- hard-core-gasms.
Sex with someone who's not paying attention -- ignore-gasms. (hmmm does it count if it was ME who wasn't paying attention??)
Sex with a competitive partner -- score-gasms. (always fun)
Sex while flying -- soar-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner -- adore-gasms. (the best)
Sex with a meat-eater -- carnivore-gasms.
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo -- pompadour-gasms. (*snork*)
Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes -- velour-gasms. ('cept it was cords!)
Sex while traveling -- tour-gasms. (makes for great postcards)
Sex with a big dog - Labrador-gasms.
Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
Sex on stairs at the mall -- escalator-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends -- four-gasms. (no comment...)
Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms. (that I would like to try!)
Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms (being assimilated was fun though)