Slang

Due to L using the term 'Porking' in a post yesterday - I've been giggling and thinking of odd slang for sex.

In my search I came across some 'approved Christian slang' for sex. hehehe...
Emissionary Work
Insemenary School
The "Damned if you do..."
Proclaiming His name
Making a glorious noise
A broad missionary position
Daddy's Slip n' Slide
Doing the Lords work
Parting the red 'C'
Sharing the secret recipe
Putting a round in the chamber
Ignoring the clitoris
Dying and going to heaven

Some of thoes are just stupid.

And now for the NON Chrisitian approved

Fucking
Screwing
Porking
Makin' Bacon
Riding the pony
Slopping hogs
Grynding
"O" facing
Bumping pretties
Worth-the-herpes
banging
boffing
bonking
get it on
lay
nooky (love this one)
getting a piece of ass
poke
poontang
quicky
shag
make whoopee (I believe that was a popular activity in the 70's with newlyweds)
drill
ball
servicing
lovin’
humping
pumping
diddling
spooning
tupping
sleep with
make love
make it
do it
go at it
get it on
get some
get the little man wet
get the dick wet
wet the Willie
put the weiner in the bun
make a meat sandwich
dip the stick
party or party-on-down
to dick-dip or dick diving
roll in the hay, mattress polo
coffee table or pool table lumbago
fusion & fission
slamming
getting in/into the pink or getting the pink
performing the wifely duty
pickle-poking
get oil changed
score
cranking

So there it is. Next time you're at a loss on how to phrase your latest exploits while bragging to your friends, refer to the list. Good night and happy pickle-poking.