The Alcohol Knowledge Test

My results:

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (20) , wine (116), and liquor (86).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.