How To Scare The Crap Out Of Me

Be RIGHT outside my door on your knees fixing the trim around the door when I open my door. I will jump back and say "*Jesus! You scared me." Where as the imigrant looking maintaince person will smile a little embarassedly and mutter a heavily accented "Sorry".

First you guys spray water in my window, now you lurk outside my door and scare me. (Damn good thing I wasn't doing something deviant and perverse like making a porn video, my blinds are open enough to see in.) Damn ya'll I swear I'm going to find that number to imigration.

*I was totally guessing as to what his name was, it could be Juan or Jose, I didn't ask.