Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say At a Work Cook Out

Especially when the boss is the one cooking…

Never say:

I’ve got to get some of his sausage.

And upon returning do not say:

I got one of his sausages.

And this is completely out of the question to add:

And it’s a big one!

Yes someone actually said those phrases today at the work cook out. The every so gay almost 18 year old cashier and I exchanged looks then tried hard not to burst out laughing. I swear one of these days I’m going to get myself fired because I won’t be able to keep my pie hole shut.