Where The Hell Are My Archives????

My archives have disapeared! I'm offering a LARGE reward for anyone who can return my archives to their rightful place. It's not so much that anyone wants to read them persay but I have a sentimental attachment to my past ramblings and I miss seeing their link to the left. So ANYONE who can tell me how to get them back (please to don't tell me to seek counseling or buy them a nice present...) will be rewarded with my UNDIEING gratitude (you didn't think it would be something monitary did you? Might as well stand in line behind Mr. Curry-breath if your wanting money from me...).