It's amazing what Duct tape can do...

Thoes imortal words were uttered by my husband... I don't know why... but it is funny... I don't want an explanation, the possibilities in my mind are much more entertaining.

Other strange things said at my house recently:

Don't put flowers up your nose.
I know you finished your breakfast, but you still can't have ice cream.
Aliens took the light from the fridge... really... no really...
No, no, don't whack daddy with the voodoo doll.