Monkey Sandwich!

That's a name my sister and I came up with for a certain family member who has a nasty little habit of giving people very unflattering nick-names behind their bat. He calls my grandmother the Bat, my aunt who has MS is Gimpy, my sister is Spring (because he says she can't sit still), I'm Turtle (because I'm slow to do anything in his book). He thinks this is funny. My sister came up with the phrase Monkey Sandwich, I thought it fit him rather well. So now he's Monkey Sandwich who is married to The Only Living Heart Donor.