Sunday, April 03, 2005

Hunting Wabbits

Dear K;

I wanted to tell you to not go looking for your chocolate bunny. You will not find it. Something horrible happened to it. Seems there was a Rabbit Hunt last night and your chocolate bunny was caught (eaten). I am sorry. I tried to do everything I could to save your bunny (I closed the cabinet, but it's so easy to open), but the forces (of temptation, being broken hearted and PMS) of EVIL (that would be me) were to great and your bunny was done in (eaten).

My deepest sympathies and regrets;

Judy,
Expert Chocolate Bunny Hunter
(The Evil One Who Ate That Chocolate Bunny)

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