Vague Talk

So the debate is about to start (yes I'm actually watching it - I've watch all of the others as well) and this guy is talking to the audience, telling everyone that it's important they remain quiet while the debate is going on, then he says "...or something really bad will happen to you." What??? Something REALLY BAD will happen? WTF? Like what? A Volkswagon will be dropped on that person? That would be really bad. The offending person will be drug off to the bathroom and given an atomic wedgie AND a swirlie? That would be really bad too. Would they take the noisy person's check book, head out to WalMart and purchase thousands of dollars worth of processed cheese and SPAM paying for all of it with a bad check? That would be bad. Would they drink all the milk out of the noisy persons fridge and put the empty carton back in the fridge? Or worse would they spit in the milk? That would be bad also. Or would the noisy person be ejected from the auditorium? Hmmm... probably not, that really doesn't seem so bad.

Debate is on, more later.