A - a jar of pickles... *snicker* that's pretty damn funny. Awww, come on, life isn't so bad. I know your husband is out of work, but at least you don't have to spend every fucking hour of every fucking day with him. *sigh* I know it's only been a week and a half since mine got laid off, but fuck!! I want him out of here at least part of the day! He's making me crazy. He's not being an ass or anything, and he is looking for a job, but him being home is just messing up my schedule (I'm so neurotic about my schedule). I know part of it is that the car has been in the shop for a week and that is just making it more stressful. SEE!! Your life doesn't totally suck! ;o)